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« on: July 02, 2025, 03:41:13 am »Sin City Slugfest VI
Blind Fold Match:
Maria Sharapova vs Nadia Forde
Fighter Profiles & Tale of the Tape
Maria Sharapova:
Age: 37 (born April 19, 1987)
Height: 6'2" (188 cm)
Weight: 150 lbs (68 kg)
Reach: 75" (190 cm)
Background: Former world-class tennis champion with elite athletic conditioning, exceptional stamina, and competitive toughness. Though new to boxing, her high-level fitness and footwork give her a strong base for ring control.
Style: Will likely use her reach advantage to keep Nadia at distance with long jabs and straight punches, relying on power and endurance to wear down her opponent.
Nadia Forde:
Age: 34 (born March 11, 1989)
Height: 5'7" (165 cm)
Weight: 131 lbs (57 kg)
Reach: 66" (168 cm)
Background: Irish singer and TV personality known for her energetic performances and agility. Limited formal boxing experience but has athleticism and quick reflexes.
Style: Expected to fight aggressively on the inside, using speed and combinations to bypass Maria’s reach, focusing on body shots and close-range attacks.
Pre-Fight Odds & Analysis:
Odds: Maria Sharapova (-160) vs. Nadia Forde (+130)
Analysis: Maria’s height, reach, and elite conditioning make her the favorite, particularly in controlling distance and pacing the fight. Nadia’s speed and aggressive style present a threat if she can close the gap and target the body effectively. The fight could be a battle between Maria’s power and reach versus Nadia’s speed and inside fighting.
Maria's Approach: Use reach and long-range jabs to keep Nadia at bay, avoid getting drawn into close exchanges early, and wear her down with powerful straight punches and body shots.
Nadia's Approach: Close the distance fast, employ rapid combinations to the ribs and belly to sap Maria’s energy, and pressure her opponent into mistakes by fighting aggressively inside.
Round 1:
The moment the bell rang and blindfolds dropped, Maria Sharapova exploded forward with ruthless precision. Using her superior reach, she fired a punishing jab-right combo that staggered Nadia instantly. Without hesitation, Maria followed up with a savage left hook to the ribs that winded Nadia deeply.
Seeing her opponent reeling, Maria unleashed a thunderous right cross that connected flush on Nadia’s jaw — snapping her head violently sideways and sending her gum shield spinning towards the mat. Nadia stumbled backward, dazed and off-balance her back bouncing off the top rope. Maria pressed her advantage with a brutal series of crushing body shots, each punch thudding into Nadia’s ribs and stomach like sledgehammers.
Nadia’s eyes stretched wide, panic etched across her face as she stood frozen, hopelessly out of her depth. Maria stalked forward with the slow, lethal grace of a starving lioness, each step a promise of ruin. Nadia’s corner screamed at her to cover up, but she was too dazed, too slow.
Maria coiled her entire body, twisting her hips as she reared back—then unleashed a monstrous overhand right that detonated against Nadia’s temple with bone-crushing force. The impact hurled her backward like a rag doll, smashing her through the ropes in a violent tangle of limbs before she crashed to the floor outside the ring, her unconscious body landing in a twisted heap.
The referee immediately waved off the fight as Nadia lay motionless on the cold concrete floor below, utterly dominated in under 30 seconds.
Maria Sharapova wins by KO at 0:28 of Round 1
In one of the fastest and most ruthless finishes in recent memory, Maria’s raw power and clinical precision delivered a complete and utter demolition.
The referee moves to raise her hand, and Maria allows it—briefly. But with barely a glance at the cameras, she yanks her glove away and strides toward the ropes. Without a word, she steps clean over the top rope, drops to the floor, and walks straight past the still-reeling Nadia without so much as a look back, already done with the destruction.
Backstage Interview – Maria Sharapova (Post-KO Victory)
The scene was chaos in the aftermath of Maria Sharapova’s blistering knockout. Ringside officials waved frantically for medics as the crowd roared in a stunned frenzy. Medical staff knelt around Nadia, who had finally stirred after her terrifying collapse. Her eyes fluttered open, glassy and unfocused, as she struggled to understand where she was—or why her hands were still taped inside boxing gloves. Bewildered and trembling, she had no memory of the fight, only a hollow confusion that seemed to swallow everything else.
Meanwhile, in the underground hallway, the reporter hurries after Maria, catching her just before she exits the arena. Still in her fight gear, barely winded, Maria is calm, focused, and already halfway out the door.
Reporter: “Maria! Maria, can I have a quick word?”
[size=78%]Maria:[/size][size=78%](turning slightly, impatient)[/size]
“Make it quick.”
Reporter: “Fastest finish in Sin City history—28 seconds. Did you expect it to go that fast?”
Maria: (shrugs)
“I came to make statement. People forget who the hell I am. I remind them. That was precision, not luck.”
Reporter: “Coming off four UCC losses in your last five fights, some doubted whether you still had it. What does this win mean for your future?”
Maria: (her tone sharpens)
“This is beginning of reckoning. And to Lorde and Kylie Jenner with the big behind—f&ck both of them. Next time Maria step in with either? She not just winning… She crushing them.”
Reporter: “You’ve chosen not to fight under the Russian flag anymore. Instead, you’re representing the UN. Why the change?”
Maria: (coldly)
“Because I fight for me and no one else. No politics. No countries. Just war. No need to be anyone’s flag. I am the banner.”
As Maria steps toward the waiting black Escalade, the reporter keeps pace with three rapid-fire questions.
Reporter: “Do you feel any sympathy for Nadia after that brutal KO?”
Maria: (without missing a step)
“None. I still have no idea who she is. She signed contract. She knew what could happen.”
Reporter: “Will you be entered in the next Sin City?”
Maria:
“Of course, as long as I get a workout next time.”
Reporter: “Last question—what’s the message to the rest of the division after tonight?”
Maria swings open the Escalade door and smirks.
“Run. Or bring body bag.”
She slides in, slams the door, and the SUV peels away into the night.
Written by the Badass Barbies
Blind Fold Match:
Maria Sharapova vs Nadia Forde
Fighter Profiles & Tale of the Tape
Maria Sharapova:
Age: 37 (born April 19, 1987)
Height: 6'2" (188 cm)
Weight: 150 lbs (68 kg)
Reach: 75" (190 cm)
Background: Former world-class tennis champion with elite athletic conditioning, exceptional stamina, and competitive toughness. Though new to boxing, her high-level fitness and footwork give her a strong base for ring control.
Style: Will likely use her reach advantage to keep Nadia at distance with long jabs and straight punches, relying on power and endurance to wear down her opponent.
Nadia Forde:
Age: 34 (born March 11, 1989)
Height: 5'7" (165 cm)
Weight: 131 lbs (57 kg)
Reach: 66" (168 cm)
Background: Irish singer and TV personality known for her energetic performances and agility. Limited formal boxing experience but has athleticism and quick reflexes.
Style: Expected to fight aggressively on the inside, using speed and combinations to bypass Maria’s reach, focusing on body shots and close-range attacks.
Pre-Fight Odds & Analysis:
Odds: Maria Sharapova (-160) vs. Nadia Forde (+130)
Analysis: Maria’s height, reach, and elite conditioning make her the favorite, particularly in controlling distance and pacing the fight. Nadia’s speed and aggressive style present a threat if she can close the gap and target the body effectively. The fight could be a battle between Maria’s power and reach versus Nadia’s speed and inside fighting.
Maria's Approach: Use reach and long-range jabs to keep Nadia at bay, avoid getting drawn into close exchanges early, and wear her down with powerful straight punches and body shots.
Nadia's Approach: Close the distance fast, employ rapid combinations to the ribs and belly to sap Maria’s energy, and pressure her opponent into mistakes by fighting aggressively inside.
Round 1:
The moment the bell rang and blindfolds dropped, Maria Sharapova exploded forward with ruthless precision. Using her superior reach, she fired a punishing jab-right combo that staggered Nadia instantly. Without hesitation, Maria followed up with a savage left hook to the ribs that winded Nadia deeply.
Seeing her opponent reeling, Maria unleashed a thunderous right cross that connected flush on Nadia’s jaw — snapping her head violently sideways and sending her gum shield spinning towards the mat. Nadia stumbled backward, dazed and off-balance her back bouncing off the top rope. Maria pressed her advantage with a brutal series of crushing body shots, each punch thudding into Nadia’s ribs and stomach like sledgehammers.
Nadia’s eyes stretched wide, panic etched across her face as she stood frozen, hopelessly out of her depth. Maria stalked forward with the slow, lethal grace of a starving lioness, each step a promise of ruin. Nadia’s corner screamed at her to cover up, but she was too dazed, too slow.
Maria coiled her entire body, twisting her hips as she reared back—then unleashed a monstrous overhand right that detonated against Nadia’s temple with bone-crushing force. The impact hurled her backward like a rag doll, smashing her through the ropes in a violent tangle of limbs before she crashed to the floor outside the ring, her unconscious body landing in a twisted heap.
The referee immediately waved off the fight as Nadia lay motionless on the cold concrete floor below, utterly dominated in under 30 seconds.
Maria Sharapova wins by KO at 0:28 of Round 1
In one of the fastest and most ruthless finishes in recent memory, Maria’s raw power and clinical precision delivered a complete and utter demolition.
The referee moves to raise her hand, and Maria allows it—briefly. But with barely a glance at the cameras, she yanks her glove away and strides toward the ropes. Without a word, she steps clean over the top rope, drops to the floor, and walks straight past the still-reeling Nadia without so much as a look back, already done with the destruction.
Backstage Interview – Maria Sharapova (Post-KO Victory)
The scene was chaos in the aftermath of Maria Sharapova’s blistering knockout. Ringside officials waved frantically for medics as the crowd roared in a stunned frenzy. Medical staff knelt around Nadia, who had finally stirred after her terrifying collapse. Her eyes fluttered open, glassy and unfocused, as she struggled to understand where she was—or why her hands were still taped inside boxing gloves. Bewildered and trembling, she had no memory of the fight, only a hollow confusion that seemed to swallow everything else.
Meanwhile, in the underground hallway, the reporter hurries after Maria, catching her just before she exits the arena. Still in her fight gear, barely winded, Maria is calm, focused, and already halfway out the door.
Reporter: “Maria! Maria, can I have a quick word?”
[size=78%]Maria:[/size][size=78%](turning slightly, impatient)[/size]
“Make it quick.”
Reporter: “Fastest finish in Sin City history—28 seconds. Did you expect it to go that fast?”
Maria: (shrugs)
“I came to make statement. People forget who the hell I am. I remind them. That was precision, not luck.”
Reporter: “Coming off four UCC losses in your last five fights, some doubted whether you still had it. What does this win mean for your future?”
Maria: (her tone sharpens)
“This is beginning of reckoning. And to Lorde and Kylie Jenner with the big behind—f&ck both of them. Next time Maria step in with either? She not just winning… She crushing them.”
Reporter: “You’ve chosen not to fight under the Russian flag anymore. Instead, you’re representing the UN. Why the change?”
Maria: (coldly)
“Because I fight for me and no one else. No politics. No countries. Just war. No need to be anyone’s flag. I am the banner.”
As Maria steps toward the waiting black Escalade, the reporter keeps pace with three rapid-fire questions.
Reporter: “Do you feel any sympathy for Nadia after that brutal KO?”
Maria: (without missing a step)
“None. I still have no idea who she is. She signed contract. She knew what could happen.”
Reporter: “Will you be entered in the next Sin City?”
Maria:
“Of course, as long as I get a workout next time.”
Reporter: “Last question—what’s the message to the rest of the division after tonight?”
Maria swings open the Escalade door and smirks.
“Run. Or bring body bag.”
She slides in, slams the door, and the SUV peels away into the night.
Written by the Badass Barbies