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Stable Wars Fights / Fight 07 Kiernan Shipka vs Sabrina Carpenter
« Last post by BadassBarbies on December 22, 2025, 08:10:33 pm »Kiernan Shipka vs Sabrina Carpenter

Weigh-in
The room buzzes with tension as the two women step onto the scale, a few feet apart. Neither says a word at first, just locked in a deadly stare. The air feels heavy, charged, and dangerous.
Sabrina leans forward slightly, her elbow brushing Kiernan’s side. Kiernan flinches and spins, shoving Sabrina back with a quick, sharp push. Sabrina’s hands snap up, grabbing a fistful of Kiernan’s hair and yanking her head back. Kiernan reacts instantly, slapping Sabrina violently across the cheek, the smack echoing through the room.
It’s on. Security rushes in, but the two keep twisting and shoving, hair pulling and slapping, little alley cats with claws out. Sabrina hisses, “You think you’re tougher than me?” Kiernan spits, “I’ll wipe that smug look off your slutty face!”
It takes four burly security guards to finally pry the petite warriors apart, arms locked around shoulders and waists, each struggling against the other’s furious resistance. Even then, Sabrina’s fingers are still tangled in Kiernan’s hair, and Kiernan keeps swinging her fists in frustration, her face red with anger.
Once separated, both women are breathing hard, glaring daggers at one another. Security hustles them to opposite ends of the room, making sure they stay apart for the official weigh-in photo. The crowd murmurs, the tension still palpable, as everyone knows: this fight isn’t just competitive—it’s personal, and it’s going to get brutal.
The Walkouts
The arena lights dim slightly as the walkout begins, the crowd buzzing with anticipation. Sabrina steps out first, her black trunks glinting under the lights, head held high. She points a finger toward Kiernan’s corner with a smirk, daring her opponent to make a move. “This is Kierman's nightmare,” she hisses over the roar of the crowd.
Kiernan emerges seconds later, moving with feline precision, her red trunks tight and athletic. She stops at the center of the ring, lifting a single finger to Sabrina like a taunt, a challenge. “You’re going down,” she snaps, eyes blazing with intensity. Every step she takes is measured, her legs coiled like springs, ready to strike.
The two women lock eyes, and the tension is palpable, the finger-pointing turning into a silent battle of wills. The crowd senses the hatred, the history, the personal score they’re about to settle. Both fighters stop inches apart, Sabrina jabbing a finger at Kiernan’s chest, Kiernan mirroring the motion, and for a second it feels like the slightest movement could spark chaos
The announcers hype the tension, and the odds are displayed: the oddsmakers see this as an incredibly close matchup, almost a coin flip. Sabrina is slightly favored due to her power and flurry, while Kiernan is noted for her speed, head movement, and cardio that could turn late rounds into her advantage.
The referee signals them to the corners. Both women back off slowly, still pointing, still glaring, as the crowd chants in anticipation. This isn’t just a fight—it’s a grudge match that will leave only one standing.
Official Odds
Kiernan Shipka: +1.95 (favorite)
Sabrina Carpenter: -2.40 (underdog)
Round 1
The bell rings and Sabrina Carpenter and Kiernan Shipka explode out of their corners, both women looking tiny in the ring but packing a ferocious energy that immediately has the crowd on its feet. Sabrina opens with a rapid-fire jab combo, snapping her hands like pistons, each shot aimed for Kiernan’s head and ribs. Kiernan weaves expertly, bobbing and slipping low, returning with crisp hooks to Sabrina’s midsection, forcing the bigger girl to readjust her stance mid-strike.
Neither woman gives an inch. Sabrina feints to the left, then lands a right cross to Kiernan’s temple that rocks her back on her heels. Kiernan counters with a flurry of uppercuts, each punch finding its mark under Sabrina’s guard, and the two collide in the center of the ring, trading body shots and short hooks like heavyweight fighters despite their petite frames. Every punch lands with a sting; every block or parry is met with a counter.
At one point, Sabrina throws a lunging right hand and Kiernan sidesteps, slipping on the sweat-slick canvas and falling to her knees. It’s quick, but some in the crowd gasp as it looks like Sabrina clipped her on the side of the head. The ref waves it off instantly, ruling it a slip, but the angle makes a few spectators shout that maybe it should’ve been counted. Both fighters barely acknowledge it, already circling, resetting, ready to punish any opening.
By the round’s end, they’ve each landed punishing combinations, testing each other’s endurance and defense. The petite warriors are drenched, breathing hard, muscles screaming, but neither is backing down.
Score: Sabrina 10 – Kiernan 9
Running Total: Sabrina 10 – Kiernan 9
Round 2
The second round starts slower, both women clearly feeling the punishment from the opening flurry. Sabrina’s jabs are sharper, but her body punches are starting to sting from the counters she’s taken. Kiernan’s midsection is tender from Sabrina’s hooks, but she’s digging deep, weaving low and landing precise shots to Sabrina’s ribs and solar plexus. Every movement is measured, but the tension is brutal; each punch seems to echo through the ring.
Sabrina presses forward, hammering combinations to Kiernan’s torso, forcing the smaller girl to shift her weight constantly to avoid being pinned. Kiernan responds with a sneaky cross followed by a quick uppercut, the punch snapping Sabrina’s head back and drawing a sharp gasp from the crowd. Both are sweating, their faces red, bellies tight, ribs sore, but neither is slowing.
Halfway through the round, Sabrina throws a feint left, then lands a hook to Kiernan’s side. Kiernan grimaces, absorbing the shot, but counters with a short flurry to Sabrina’s body, making her wince and step back. Each punch leaves marks: slight swelling under the eyes, red lines forming across midsections, both fighters breathing ragged but refusing to give any ground.
By the end, it’s impossible to tell who has the edge; every exchange has been punishing, every move earned. They retreat to their corners, shaking out arms and catching breath, knowing the fight is just heating up.
Score: Sabrina 10 – Kiernan 10
Running Total: Sabrina 20 – Kiernan 19
Round 3
Kiernan walks out of her corner looking like she’s finally solved the puzzle. Her footwork sharpens instantly—small pivots, quick half-steps, angles Sabrina hasn’t seen yet. And within seconds, she proves it: a stiff jab snaps Sabrina’s head back. Then another. Kiernan has dialed in. Sabrina tries to crowd her, refusing to back down, digging a harsh hook into Kiernan’s ribs. But Kiernan’s response is colder, cleaner—she sinks a straight right under Sabrina’s guard that forces the brunette to grunt and brace her body. The tide shifts.
Kiernan gets braver. She moves in and out, touching Sabrina with sharp, accurate strikes. Sabrina’s midsection begins to redden, each shot making her wince a little deeper. She still fires back—Sabrina is all grit—but the accuracy is now one-sided.
Midway through the round, Kiernan slips a big overhand from Sabrina and cracks her with a counter left near the liver. Sabrina freezes for a half-second, knees dipping. She clinches immediately, clinging tight, and the crowd gasps at how close she came to taking a knee.
The ref breaks them, and Kiernan hunts. She pushes Sabrina backward, threading punches through the smallest openings. Sabrina swings hard, desperate, and lands a few, but Kiernan’s sharpness keeps her in control. Just before the bell, Kiernan lands a clean uppercut that snaps Sabrina’s chin upward, forcing her back a step. It’s the clearest moment of the round.
Score: Kiernan 10 – Sabrina 9
Running Total: Sabrina 29 – Kiernan 28
Round 4
Sabrina comes out aggressive, trying to steal back momentum before Kiernan can get fully comfortable. Her flashes first—she darts in behind a double jab and cracks a right hand off Kiernan’s cheek. It’s the cleanest shot she’s landed since the opening round, and it forces Kiernan backward.
Kiernan responds immediately. Her footwork and cardio give her the edge in movement; she circles, resets, and fires a piston jab straight into Sabrina’s swelling left eye. Sabrina’s face twists—pain, surprise, frustration—then she squares up and starts swinging harder. The round turns savage.
Sabrina uses her combos to push Kiernan into a neutral corner, landing a nasty three-punch body sequence that makes Kiernan’s elbows drop. Sabrina sees it and loads up a hook—but Kiernan slips just enough and fires a brutal counter-cross that catches Sabrina clean on the mouth. Sabrina stumbles.
It’s not a knockdown, but her legs give a little, knees bending as she grabs at the ropes. The ref watches closely—too closely, Kiernan argues with her eyes—but lets it continue. Kiernan senses blood.
She digs into Sabrina’s midsection, her shots short and mean, each one powered by her pressure and precision targeting. Sabrina’s breathing gets sharp and uneven. Her body is reddening badly, and every exhale sounds like a wince. Then it happens!
Kiernan drives a right hand into Sabrina’s ribs. A deep, sinking shot. And Sabrina’s face crumples. She backs up fast, covering her side with both arms, clearly hurt. Her legs are shaky, her guard shattered, and she’s blinking through pain as Kiernan rushes her—only saved by the bell. Sabrina limps back to her corner, clutching her ribs, unable to stand fully upright. Kiernan walks away stone-faced. She knows she hurt her. Bad.
Score: Kiernan 10 – Sabrina 9
Running Total: Sabrina 38 – Kiernan 38 (TIED)
Round 5
Both corners work frantically during the break. Kiernan’s team tells her Sabrina’s hurt—“Finish the body!”—while Sabrina sits hunched over, gasping, ice pressed to her ribs. But when the bell rings, something hard and furious switches on inside her.
Sabrina comes out with her speed fully restored—light on her toes, sharp, precise. Kiernan tries to start fast again, throwing a stiff jab, but Sabrina slips under it and buries a left hook to the body that lands with a meaty smack. The sound alone makes the front row flinch. Kiernan’s breath catches. Sabrina sees it—and goes after her like she’s owed blood.
She hammers the ribs, mixing combos and flurries forcing Kiernan backward. Each punch clearly has intent: Sabrina wants to return the pain from Round 4. She digs a right hand into Kiernan’s solar plexus, then slams a left into the floating ribs. Kiernan’s guard collapses inward, elbows tight, leaving her chest exposed. Sabrina takes it. A straight right to the chest, full power. Then another. Then another. Kiernan gasps, folding slightly, face tightening with real discomfort.
But Kiernan refuses to back down. She tries to counter with a short uppercut, but Sabrina smothers it, crowding in, bullying with surprising pressure for someone her size. She pins Kiernan against the ropes and unleashes a vicious three-punch sequence to the belly—each one digging deep, each one leaving Kiernan more winded than the last.
Kiernan finally clinches, desperate for air, trying to buy seconds as her body aches. Sabrina doesn’t make it easy—she keeps working the ribs inside the tie-up until the ref forces a break. The last ten seconds are all Sabrina. All violence. All body punishment. Kiernan winces with every breath as she returns to her corner—her midsection now clearly damaged.
Sabrina stands tall, chest heaving, fire in her eyes. She’s back. And she wants to break Kiernan down the same way Kiernan did to her.
Score: Sabrina 10 – Kiernan 9
Running Total: Sabrina 48 – Kiernan 47
Round 6
Both fighters look worn when the sixth begins. Sabrina’s ribs are swollen from Kiernan’s earlier body assault, and Kiernan still feels every breath after Sabrina's vicious fifth-round rally. They circle in tight, neither with the legs they started the fight with.
Sabrina strikes first, stepping in with quick, confident shots that snap Kiernan’s head back and reestablish her rhythm. Her speed shows—sharp, fast, disruptive. Kiernan absorbs the early work, then bites down and fires back with heavy hooks to the body that drive Sabrina backward and knock the wind out of her.
The round becomes a grind. They trade in the pocket, chests brushing, each woman grunting through painful rib shots and sharp inside uppercuts. For a moment they explode together—flurries from both, wild and relentless, each refusing to give the other even one clean second. The crowd stands as they hammer away, tiny powerhouses throwing with everything they have left.
But as the minute winds down, Kiernan takes control. She steps inside Sabrina’s jab, bulling her toward the ropes, digging mean, patient body shots under Sabrina’s elbows. Sabrina’s arms drop a breath too low, and Kiernan drives a brutal right hand into her midsection, folding her forward. Sabrina immediately clinches, gasping, holding on tight until the bell mercifully rings.
Kiernan finishes the round the stronger fighter, leaving Sabrina hunched, breathing hard, and needing a few extra seconds to stand tall again.
Score: Kiernan 10 – Sabrina 9
Running Total: Sabrina 57 – Kiernan 57
Round 7
Both fighters come out breathing hard, bodies marked up, legs heavy. The fight is dead even, and they both know it. Kiernan’s pressure has been grinding Sabrina down, but Sabrina’s speed keeps saving her at the right moments. Round 7 is where someone has to break the tie.
They circle cautiously at first—too cautiously for Kiernan. Frustrated, she steps in, trying to bully Sabrina back into the ropes again. Sabrina slips to the side and snaps a quick jab to Kiernan’s cheek, then another. Her rhythm is back, her feet lighter than they’ve been since round three.
Kiernan snarls, lunges, and they tangle briefly in a messy exchange. The ref steps in to separate them. That’s when it happens. As soon as the ref signals them to resume, Sabrina steps forward to reset—hands not fully up yet—and Kiernan fires a sudden, sharp right hook over the top. It lands clean on Sabrina’s jaw. Sabrina’s eyes go wide as her legs shoot out from under her, dropping her hard onto her side.
The crowd erupts. Sabrina pounds the canvas once, furious, shaking her head to clear it. She rises at seven, but she’s shaky, blinking rapidly, trying to get her balance. Kiernan charges in as soon as the ref waves them forward, ripping heavy body shots that fold Sabrina over and force her backward into the ropes. Sabrina clings on, tying Kiernan up, refusing to go down again. Kiernan tries to work inside the clinch—short rib shots, tight uppercuts—but Sabrina’s survival instincts kick in just in time.
The bell finally ends the assault, leaving Sabrina glassy-eyed and wobbling back to her corner while Kiernan stands tall, chest heaving, knowing she landed the biggest moment of the fight so far.
Score: Kiernan 10 – Sabrina 8
Running Total: Sabrina 65 – Kiernan 67
Round 8
After a stern scolding from Kylie Jenner. Sabrina explodes out of her corner, legs finally solid, snapping her jab with ruthless precision. Each connection rattles Kiernan, whose punches have slowed, leaving her open. Sabrina punishes the ribs, chest, and solar plexus with relentless combinations. Kiernan’s eyes squint with every thudding body shot, her stance collapsing under the punishment.
Sabrina steps in, delivering a sharp hook to the ribs, then follows with a crushing straight to the midsection. Kiernan gasps, arms dropping briefly as sweat and fatigue take their toll. The jab keeps snapping back into Kiernan’s face, forcing her to retreat, each step labored, each body blow more punishing than the last. Sabrina dominates the tempo, her flurries unrelenting, leaving Kiernan reeling, chest heaving, struggling to protect her body.
The beatdown continues as Sabrina is no longer concerned with any sort of defense. She steps in close, hammers the ribs and chest then easily bounces away as errant counters from Kierman are slapped away. Kierman is hurt bad and can't catch her breath as she turtles up in a tight guard her elbows in tight to her ribs and her gloves covering each side of her swollen face. Sabrina picks her spots. Uppercuts snaking between her gloves, hooks digging into exposed ribs.
The ref looks on concerned as he asks Kierman to fight back. The bell finally sounds and saves Kierman as she needs help getting to her stool.
Score: Sabrina 10 – Kiernan 8
Running Total: Sabrina 75 – Kiernan 75
Round 9
Kiernan barely climbs off her stool for Round 9, legs trembling, arms heavy as she raises her gloves. Sabrina immediately senses weakness, her eyes narrowing as she stalks her cornered opponent. Kiernan manages to land a quick double jab, but it’s more of a flash than a threat—Sabrina barely reacts before she explodes, letting loose a ferocious barrage. Her flurry snaps Kiernan’s head back, thudding into her ribs and chest with punishing precision.
Sabrina steps in, driving hooks into Kiernan’s midsection and uppercuts snapping her chin back. Kiernan sways, her legs trembling under the weight of the punishment, gloves dropping intermittently as each body shot steals more breath. A sharp jab hits her temple, then a short hook to the ribs, each punch landing with bone-jarring accuracy. Sweat and blood mix, dripping from Kiernan’s brow as her corner yells for her to survive, but she can barely respond.
Sabrina pivots, adding relentless crosses to the head and hooks to the ribs. Kiernan’s eyes flutter as her head snaps back, her body slumping against the ropes for support. Sabrina’s combinations continue, thudding into Kiernan’s pert breasts and solar plexus, leaving her gasping, staggering, and almost unsteady on her feet. Every strike lands like a hammer, and it becomes painfully clear that Kiernan cannot mount any meaningful defense.
With just over a minute left, Sabrina digs a brutal right hook to the solar plexus and holds it there for a few seconds her glove disappearing into Kierman's battered belly. Kierman doubles over, and then a hook to the forehead sends her sprawling back onto the ropes. Her corner yells, desperation in their voices, but Kiernan’s gloves barely rise. The referee moves closer, and the corner makes the call—they throw in the towel. Kiernan collapses back into the ropes forcing the referee to grab her and keep her from falling to the concrete. Sabrina puffs her chest and basks in the dominance of the round.
Sabrina Carpenter wins by Corner Stoppage at 2:01 of Round 9
Official Decision
The referee steps forward, holding Sabrina Carpenter’s hand high as the arena roars in approval. Bruce Buffer steps forward Mic in hand.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the fight has been stopped and your winner by corner stoppage, Sabrina Carpenter!”
Sabrina’s chest heaves, sweat and bruises marking her hard-fought victory, as she raises both fists to the cheering crowd. Kiernan Shipka, exhausted, battered, and barely able to stay on her stool, stares up at the raised hand with a mix of frustration and disbelief. The corner has done all they can, and the fight is officially over. Sabrina’s dominance from the later rounds, her punishing combinations, and the relentless pressure have earned her this decisive win, leaving no question as to the outcome. The crowd continues to chant her name, celebrating the victory earned through sheer skill, grit, and determination.
Post Fight Interview
Joe Rogan steps into the ring, mic in hand, approaching Sabrina Carpenter, who is still catching her breath, sweat glistening on her bruised face. She smiles and waves to hr fans.
“You think that ref let that fight go too long?” Joe asks, raising an eyebrow.
“It’s not up to me!” Sabrina snaps, voice sharp. “Those stupid refs don’t know ****. Kiernan could have been seriously hurt. I’m just trying to fight. I did my job, landed my shots, but they let it go longer than it should have. Listen, I could have kept beating her but what fun is that? I broke her, Joe. I beat her down until she couldn't take another punch!”
Joe nods, keeping calm. “Still, it was close for a while. Kiernan had her moments too. How did you handle the rounds where she was actually pressing you?”
Sabrina inhales sharply, eyes flashing. “Yeah, she had her moments, no doubt. I give her credit where it’s due—she fought her ass off. But she ran out of gas. I stayed disciplined, followed the plan, and when the openings came, I took them. That’s boxing. That’s what wins fights.”
Joe leans in, “Do you feel like that knockdown in Round 7 or the way you kept the body shots coming late sealed it for you?”
“Absolutely,” Sabrina growls, fists clenching. “I knew once she started gasping, once her guard dropped the fight was mine. Every punch counted. Every combination mattered. That’s what separates the fighters who finish from the ones who just survive.”
Joe smiles, sensing the fire. “So no regrets, even with the refs? You still feel like you dominated?”
“Not a single one,” Sabrina says firmly, eyes blazing. “I did what I had to do. Kiernan pushed hard, but I proved I could handle her, and that’s all that matters. It all came down to cardio and who wanted it more. I think we know how that went.”
Sabrina exhales then raises her hands and starts celebrating.
Losers Locker Room
Erin Andrews waits outside the locker room, glancing at her notes. Inside, Kiernan Shipka and her Stable Leader Danielle Hauntachova are locked in a heated argument. Voices carry down the hall. “You stopped it too early!” Kiernan snaps. Danielle’s tone is firm. “You were exhausted. I did what I had to do to protect you!” The back-and-forth continues for a full three minutes, security hovering to make sure tempers don’t boil over. Finally, the door opens, and Erin is allowed in.
Kiernan sits on the bench, still tense but slowly cooling down, her face puffy and still shiny with sweat, Her ribs and arms are showing heavy bruising. Erin steps in, closing the door behind her.
“Are you okay?” Erin asks, her voice calm, professional.
“Do I look OK? Of course I am OK! I’m fine,” Kiernan says tightly, “but I just wish my corner had let me fight. I still had fight left in, me. Sabrina really doesn't hit very hard. Sure she's fast as hell but power? Sabrina hits like a mosquito. Sure it looked bad but I was still in the fight. All I wanted was a shot to but her down!”
Erin nods. “So you felt the stoppage was premature, or was Danielle protecting you?”
“They were protecting me, sure,” Kiernan admits, “but I could have taken Sabrina a lot longer. I wasn’t done. My corner didn’t give me the chance I wanted, and that frustrated me.”
“You were fighting hard through the middle rounds. What was working for you?”
“My jabs, body shots, combinations—keeping her moving, muscle her around,” Kiernan says. “I had openings in a few rounds. But fatigue started to set in, and she capitalized on it. Still, I wasn’t out. She would have punched herself out in the next round then I was gong to put her away.”
“Round 8 and 9 were brutal. Sabrina’s jab landed consistently—was that fatigue catching up after selling out in round ?”
“Yeah, a little,” Kiernan admits. “Reflexes slowed, stamina dropped, and she punished it. That little b!tch is fast and hard to hit. But I was thinking, still looking for counters. I wasn’t done.”
“And the argument with Danielle afterward?” Erin asks.
“It was about the towel,” Kiernan says. “I felt I had more fight in me. A lot more fight left in me! We talked, she was wrong and she apologized, but it left a sour taste in my mouth. Next time, I’ll make my own calls.”
“Would you fight Sabrina again?” Erin asks.
“Absolutely,” Kiernan says firmly. “Next time, I finish what I start. I won’t let fatigue or anyone else decide for me. If Sabrina wants another go, she knows where to find me”
Joe nods but then turns his head to the side. “Isn't it up to you? Sabrina has nothing more to prove.”
“We're far from done, Joe. This is only the beginning.”
Written by the Badass Barbies

Weigh-in
The room buzzes with tension as the two women step onto the scale, a few feet apart. Neither says a word at first, just locked in a deadly stare. The air feels heavy, charged, and dangerous.
Sabrina leans forward slightly, her elbow brushing Kiernan’s side. Kiernan flinches and spins, shoving Sabrina back with a quick, sharp push. Sabrina’s hands snap up, grabbing a fistful of Kiernan’s hair and yanking her head back. Kiernan reacts instantly, slapping Sabrina violently across the cheek, the smack echoing through the room.
It’s on. Security rushes in, but the two keep twisting and shoving, hair pulling and slapping, little alley cats with claws out. Sabrina hisses, “You think you’re tougher than me?” Kiernan spits, “I’ll wipe that smug look off your slutty face!”
It takes four burly security guards to finally pry the petite warriors apart, arms locked around shoulders and waists, each struggling against the other’s furious resistance. Even then, Sabrina’s fingers are still tangled in Kiernan’s hair, and Kiernan keeps swinging her fists in frustration, her face red with anger.
Once separated, both women are breathing hard, glaring daggers at one another. Security hustles them to opposite ends of the room, making sure they stay apart for the official weigh-in photo. The crowd murmurs, the tension still palpable, as everyone knows: this fight isn’t just competitive—it’s personal, and it’s going to get brutal.
The Walkouts
The arena lights dim slightly as the walkout begins, the crowd buzzing with anticipation. Sabrina steps out first, her black trunks glinting under the lights, head held high. She points a finger toward Kiernan’s corner with a smirk, daring her opponent to make a move. “This is Kierman's nightmare,” she hisses over the roar of the crowd.
Kiernan emerges seconds later, moving with feline precision, her red trunks tight and athletic. She stops at the center of the ring, lifting a single finger to Sabrina like a taunt, a challenge. “You’re going down,” she snaps, eyes blazing with intensity. Every step she takes is measured, her legs coiled like springs, ready to strike.
The two women lock eyes, and the tension is palpable, the finger-pointing turning into a silent battle of wills. The crowd senses the hatred, the history, the personal score they’re about to settle. Both fighters stop inches apart, Sabrina jabbing a finger at Kiernan’s chest, Kiernan mirroring the motion, and for a second it feels like the slightest movement could spark chaos
The announcers hype the tension, and the odds are displayed: the oddsmakers see this as an incredibly close matchup, almost a coin flip. Sabrina is slightly favored due to her power and flurry, while Kiernan is noted for her speed, head movement, and cardio that could turn late rounds into her advantage.
The referee signals them to the corners. Both women back off slowly, still pointing, still glaring, as the crowd chants in anticipation. This isn’t just a fight—it’s a grudge match that will leave only one standing.
Official Odds
Kiernan Shipka: +1.95 (favorite)
Sabrina Carpenter: -2.40 (underdog)
Round 1
The bell rings and Sabrina Carpenter and Kiernan Shipka explode out of their corners, both women looking tiny in the ring but packing a ferocious energy that immediately has the crowd on its feet. Sabrina opens with a rapid-fire jab combo, snapping her hands like pistons, each shot aimed for Kiernan’s head and ribs. Kiernan weaves expertly, bobbing and slipping low, returning with crisp hooks to Sabrina’s midsection, forcing the bigger girl to readjust her stance mid-strike.
Neither woman gives an inch. Sabrina feints to the left, then lands a right cross to Kiernan’s temple that rocks her back on her heels. Kiernan counters with a flurry of uppercuts, each punch finding its mark under Sabrina’s guard, and the two collide in the center of the ring, trading body shots and short hooks like heavyweight fighters despite their petite frames. Every punch lands with a sting; every block or parry is met with a counter.
At one point, Sabrina throws a lunging right hand and Kiernan sidesteps, slipping on the sweat-slick canvas and falling to her knees. It’s quick, but some in the crowd gasp as it looks like Sabrina clipped her on the side of the head. The ref waves it off instantly, ruling it a slip, but the angle makes a few spectators shout that maybe it should’ve been counted. Both fighters barely acknowledge it, already circling, resetting, ready to punish any opening.
By the round’s end, they’ve each landed punishing combinations, testing each other’s endurance and defense. The petite warriors are drenched, breathing hard, muscles screaming, but neither is backing down.
Score: Sabrina 10 – Kiernan 9
Running Total: Sabrina 10 – Kiernan 9
Round 2
The second round starts slower, both women clearly feeling the punishment from the opening flurry. Sabrina’s jabs are sharper, but her body punches are starting to sting from the counters she’s taken. Kiernan’s midsection is tender from Sabrina’s hooks, but she’s digging deep, weaving low and landing precise shots to Sabrina’s ribs and solar plexus. Every movement is measured, but the tension is brutal; each punch seems to echo through the ring.
Sabrina presses forward, hammering combinations to Kiernan’s torso, forcing the smaller girl to shift her weight constantly to avoid being pinned. Kiernan responds with a sneaky cross followed by a quick uppercut, the punch snapping Sabrina’s head back and drawing a sharp gasp from the crowd. Both are sweating, their faces red, bellies tight, ribs sore, but neither is slowing.
Halfway through the round, Sabrina throws a feint left, then lands a hook to Kiernan’s side. Kiernan grimaces, absorbing the shot, but counters with a short flurry to Sabrina’s body, making her wince and step back. Each punch leaves marks: slight swelling under the eyes, red lines forming across midsections, both fighters breathing ragged but refusing to give any ground.
By the end, it’s impossible to tell who has the edge; every exchange has been punishing, every move earned. They retreat to their corners, shaking out arms and catching breath, knowing the fight is just heating up.
Score: Sabrina 10 – Kiernan 10
Running Total: Sabrina 20 – Kiernan 19
Round 3
Kiernan walks out of her corner looking like she’s finally solved the puzzle. Her footwork sharpens instantly—small pivots, quick half-steps, angles Sabrina hasn’t seen yet. And within seconds, she proves it: a stiff jab snaps Sabrina’s head back. Then another. Kiernan has dialed in. Sabrina tries to crowd her, refusing to back down, digging a harsh hook into Kiernan’s ribs. But Kiernan’s response is colder, cleaner—she sinks a straight right under Sabrina’s guard that forces the brunette to grunt and brace her body. The tide shifts.
Kiernan gets braver. She moves in and out, touching Sabrina with sharp, accurate strikes. Sabrina’s midsection begins to redden, each shot making her wince a little deeper. She still fires back—Sabrina is all grit—but the accuracy is now one-sided.
Midway through the round, Kiernan slips a big overhand from Sabrina and cracks her with a counter left near the liver. Sabrina freezes for a half-second, knees dipping. She clinches immediately, clinging tight, and the crowd gasps at how close she came to taking a knee.
The ref breaks them, and Kiernan hunts. She pushes Sabrina backward, threading punches through the smallest openings. Sabrina swings hard, desperate, and lands a few, but Kiernan’s sharpness keeps her in control. Just before the bell, Kiernan lands a clean uppercut that snaps Sabrina’s chin upward, forcing her back a step. It’s the clearest moment of the round.
Score: Kiernan 10 – Sabrina 9
Running Total: Sabrina 29 – Kiernan 28
Round 4
Sabrina comes out aggressive, trying to steal back momentum before Kiernan can get fully comfortable. Her flashes first—she darts in behind a double jab and cracks a right hand off Kiernan’s cheek. It’s the cleanest shot she’s landed since the opening round, and it forces Kiernan backward.
Kiernan responds immediately. Her footwork and cardio give her the edge in movement; she circles, resets, and fires a piston jab straight into Sabrina’s swelling left eye. Sabrina’s face twists—pain, surprise, frustration—then she squares up and starts swinging harder. The round turns savage.
Sabrina uses her combos to push Kiernan into a neutral corner, landing a nasty three-punch body sequence that makes Kiernan’s elbows drop. Sabrina sees it and loads up a hook—but Kiernan slips just enough and fires a brutal counter-cross that catches Sabrina clean on the mouth. Sabrina stumbles.
It’s not a knockdown, but her legs give a little, knees bending as she grabs at the ropes. The ref watches closely—too closely, Kiernan argues with her eyes—but lets it continue. Kiernan senses blood.
She digs into Sabrina’s midsection, her shots short and mean, each one powered by her pressure and precision targeting. Sabrina’s breathing gets sharp and uneven. Her body is reddening badly, and every exhale sounds like a wince. Then it happens!
Kiernan drives a right hand into Sabrina’s ribs. A deep, sinking shot. And Sabrina’s face crumples. She backs up fast, covering her side with both arms, clearly hurt. Her legs are shaky, her guard shattered, and she’s blinking through pain as Kiernan rushes her—only saved by the bell. Sabrina limps back to her corner, clutching her ribs, unable to stand fully upright. Kiernan walks away stone-faced. She knows she hurt her. Bad.
Score: Kiernan 10 – Sabrina 9
Running Total: Sabrina 38 – Kiernan 38 (TIED)
Round 5
Both corners work frantically during the break. Kiernan’s team tells her Sabrina’s hurt—“Finish the body!”—while Sabrina sits hunched over, gasping, ice pressed to her ribs. But when the bell rings, something hard and furious switches on inside her.
Sabrina comes out with her speed fully restored—light on her toes, sharp, precise. Kiernan tries to start fast again, throwing a stiff jab, but Sabrina slips under it and buries a left hook to the body that lands with a meaty smack. The sound alone makes the front row flinch. Kiernan’s breath catches. Sabrina sees it—and goes after her like she’s owed blood.
She hammers the ribs, mixing combos and flurries forcing Kiernan backward. Each punch clearly has intent: Sabrina wants to return the pain from Round 4. She digs a right hand into Kiernan’s solar plexus, then slams a left into the floating ribs. Kiernan’s guard collapses inward, elbows tight, leaving her chest exposed. Sabrina takes it. A straight right to the chest, full power. Then another. Then another. Kiernan gasps, folding slightly, face tightening with real discomfort.
But Kiernan refuses to back down. She tries to counter with a short uppercut, but Sabrina smothers it, crowding in, bullying with surprising pressure for someone her size. She pins Kiernan against the ropes and unleashes a vicious three-punch sequence to the belly—each one digging deep, each one leaving Kiernan more winded than the last.
Kiernan finally clinches, desperate for air, trying to buy seconds as her body aches. Sabrina doesn’t make it easy—she keeps working the ribs inside the tie-up until the ref forces a break. The last ten seconds are all Sabrina. All violence. All body punishment. Kiernan winces with every breath as she returns to her corner—her midsection now clearly damaged.
Sabrina stands tall, chest heaving, fire in her eyes. She’s back. And she wants to break Kiernan down the same way Kiernan did to her.
Score: Sabrina 10 – Kiernan 9
Running Total: Sabrina 48 – Kiernan 47
Round 6
Both fighters look worn when the sixth begins. Sabrina’s ribs are swollen from Kiernan’s earlier body assault, and Kiernan still feels every breath after Sabrina's vicious fifth-round rally. They circle in tight, neither with the legs they started the fight with.
Sabrina strikes first, stepping in with quick, confident shots that snap Kiernan’s head back and reestablish her rhythm. Her speed shows—sharp, fast, disruptive. Kiernan absorbs the early work, then bites down and fires back with heavy hooks to the body that drive Sabrina backward and knock the wind out of her.
The round becomes a grind. They trade in the pocket, chests brushing, each woman grunting through painful rib shots and sharp inside uppercuts. For a moment they explode together—flurries from both, wild and relentless, each refusing to give the other even one clean second. The crowd stands as they hammer away, tiny powerhouses throwing with everything they have left.
But as the minute winds down, Kiernan takes control. She steps inside Sabrina’s jab, bulling her toward the ropes, digging mean, patient body shots under Sabrina’s elbows. Sabrina’s arms drop a breath too low, and Kiernan drives a brutal right hand into her midsection, folding her forward. Sabrina immediately clinches, gasping, holding on tight until the bell mercifully rings.
Kiernan finishes the round the stronger fighter, leaving Sabrina hunched, breathing hard, and needing a few extra seconds to stand tall again.
Score: Kiernan 10 – Sabrina 9
Running Total: Sabrina 57 – Kiernan 57
Round 7
Both fighters come out breathing hard, bodies marked up, legs heavy. The fight is dead even, and they both know it. Kiernan’s pressure has been grinding Sabrina down, but Sabrina’s speed keeps saving her at the right moments. Round 7 is where someone has to break the tie.
They circle cautiously at first—too cautiously for Kiernan. Frustrated, she steps in, trying to bully Sabrina back into the ropes again. Sabrina slips to the side and snaps a quick jab to Kiernan’s cheek, then another. Her rhythm is back, her feet lighter than they’ve been since round three.
Kiernan snarls, lunges, and they tangle briefly in a messy exchange. The ref steps in to separate them. That’s when it happens. As soon as the ref signals them to resume, Sabrina steps forward to reset—hands not fully up yet—and Kiernan fires a sudden, sharp right hook over the top. It lands clean on Sabrina’s jaw. Sabrina’s eyes go wide as her legs shoot out from under her, dropping her hard onto her side.
The crowd erupts. Sabrina pounds the canvas once, furious, shaking her head to clear it. She rises at seven, but she’s shaky, blinking rapidly, trying to get her balance. Kiernan charges in as soon as the ref waves them forward, ripping heavy body shots that fold Sabrina over and force her backward into the ropes. Sabrina clings on, tying Kiernan up, refusing to go down again. Kiernan tries to work inside the clinch—short rib shots, tight uppercuts—but Sabrina’s survival instincts kick in just in time.
The bell finally ends the assault, leaving Sabrina glassy-eyed and wobbling back to her corner while Kiernan stands tall, chest heaving, knowing she landed the biggest moment of the fight so far.
Score: Kiernan 10 – Sabrina 8
Running Total: Sabrina 65 – Kiernan 67
Round 8
After a stern scolding from Kylie Jenner. Sabrina explodes out of her corner, legs finally solid, snapping her jab with ruthless precision. Each connection rattles Kiernan, whose punches have slowed, leaving her open. Sabrina punishes the ribs, chest, and solar plexus with relentless combinations. Kiernan’s eyes squint with every thudding body shot, her stance collapsing under the punishment.
Sabrina steps in, delivering a sharp hook to the ribs, then follows with a crushing straight to the midsection. Kiernan gasps, arms dropping briefly as sweat and fatigue take their toll. The jab keeps snapping back into Kiernan’s face, forcing her to retreat, each step labored, each body blow more punishing than the last. Sabrina dominates the tempo, her flurries unrelenting, leaving Kiernan reeling, chest heaving, struggling to protect her body.
The beatdown continues as Sabrina is no longer concerned with any sort of defense. She steps in close, hammers the ribs and chest then easily bounces away as errant counters from Kierman are slapped away. Kierman is hurt bad and can't catch her breath as she turtles up in a tight guard her elbows in tight to her ribs and her gloves covering each side of her swollen face. Sabrina picks her spots. Uppercuts snaking between her gloves, hooks digging into exposed ribs.
The ref looks on concerned as he asks Kierman to fight back. The bell finally sounds and saves Kierman as she needs help getting to her stool.
Score: Sabrina 10 – Kiernan 8
Running Total: Sabrina 75 – Kiernan 75
Round 9
Kiernan barely climbs off her stool for Round 9, legs trembling, arms heavy as she raises her gloves. Sabrina immediately senses weakness, her eyes narrowing as she stalks her cornered opponent. Kiernan manages to land a quick double jab, but it’s more of a flash than a threat—Sabrina barely reacts before she explodes, letting loose a ferocious barrage. Her flurry snaps Kiernan’s head back, thudding into her ribs and chest with punishing precision.
Sabrina steps in, driving hooks into Kiernan’s midsection and uppercuts snapping her chin back. Kiernan sways, her legs trembling under the weight of the punishment, gloves dropping intermittently as each body shot steals more breath. A sharp jab hits her temple, then a short hook to the ribs, each punch landing with bone-jarring accuracy. Sweat and blood mix, dripping from Kiernan’s brow as her corner yells for her to survive, but she can barely respond.
Sabrina pivots, adding relentless crosses to the head and hooks to the ribs. Kiernan’s eyes flutter as her head snaps back, her body slumping against the ropes for support. Sabrina’s combinations continue, thudding into Kiernan’s pert breasts and solar plexus, leaving her gasping, staggering, and almost unsteady on her feet. Every strike lands like a hammer, and it becomes painfully clear that Kiernan cannot mount any meaningful defense.
With just over a minute left, Sabrina digs a brutal right hook to the solar plexus and holds it there for a few seconds her glove disappearing into Kierman's battered belly. Kierman doubles over, and then a hook to the forehead sends her sprawling back onto the ropes. Her corner yells, desperation in their voices, but Kiernan’s gloves barely rise. The referee moves closer, and the corner makes the call—they throw in the towel. Kiernan collapses back into the ropes forcing the referee to grab her and keep her from falling to the concrete. Sabrina puffs her chest and basks in the dominance of the round.
Sabrina Carpenter wins by Corner Stoppage at 2:01 of Round 9
Official Decision
The referee steps forward, holding Sabrina Carpenter’s hand high as the arena roars in approval. Bruce Buffer steps forward Mic in hand.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the fight has been stopped and your winner by corner stoppage, Sabrina Carpenter!”
Sabrina’s chest heaves, sweat and bruises marking her hard-fought victory, as she raises both fists to the cheering crowd. Kiernan Shipka, exhausted, battered, and barely able to stay on her stool, stares up at the raised hand with a mix of frustration and disbelief. The corner has done all they can, and the fight is officially over. Sabrina’s dominance from the later rounds, her punishing combinations, and the relentless pressure have earned her this decisive win, leaving no question as to the outcome. The crowd continues to chant her name, celebrating the victory earned through sheer skill, grit, and determination.
Post Fight Interview
Joe Rogan steps into the ring, mic in hand, approaching Sabrina Carpenter, who is still catching her breath, sweat glistening on her bruised face. She smiles and waves to hr fans.
“You think that ref let that fight go too long?” Joe asks, raising an eyebrow.
“It’s not up to me!” Sabrina snaps, voice sharp. “Those stupid refs don’t know ****. Kiernan could have been seriously hurt. I’m just trying to fight. I did my job, landed my shots, but they let it go longer than it should have. Listen, I could have kept beating her but what fun is that? I broke her, Joe. I beat her down until she couldn't take another punch!”
Joe nods, keeping calm. “Still, it was close for a while. Kiernan had her moments too. How did you handle the rounds where she was actually pressing you?”
Sabrina inhales sharply, eyes flashing. “Yeah, she had her moments, no doubt. I give her credit where it’s due—she fought her ass off. But she ran out of gas. I stayed disciplined, followed the plan, and when the openings came, I took them. That’s boxing. That’s what wins fights.”
Joe leans in, “Do you feel like that knockdown in Round 7 or the way you kept the body shots coming late sealed it for you?”
“Absolutely,” Sabrina growls, fists clenching. “I knew once she started gasping, once her guard dropped the fight was mine. Every punch counted. Every combination mattered. That’s what separates the fighters who finish from the ones who just survive.”
Joe smiles, sensing the fire. “So no regrets, even with the refs? You still feel like you dominated?”
“Not a single one,” Sabrina says firmly, eyes blazing. “I did what I had to do. Kiernan pushed hard, but I proved I could handle her, and that’s all that matters. It all came down to cardio and who wanted it more. I think we know how that went.”
Sabrina exhales then raises her hands and starts celebrating.
Losers Locker Room
Erin Andrews waits outside the locker room, glancing at her notes. Inside, Kiernan Shipka and her Stable Leader Danielle Hauntachova are locked in a heated argument. Voices carry down the hall. “You stopped it too early!” Kiernan snaps. Danielle’s tone is firm. “You were exhausted. I did what I had to do to protect you!” The back-and-forth continues for a full three minutes, security hovering to make sure tempers don’t boil over. Finally, the door opens, and Erin is allowed in.
Kiernan sits on the bench, still tense but slowly cooling down, her face puffy and still shiny with sweat, Her ribs and arms are showing heavy bruising. Erin steps in, closing the door behind her.
“Are you okay?” Erin asks, her voice calm, professional.
“Do I look OK? Of course I am OK! I’m fine,” Kiernan says tightly, “but I just wish my corner had let me fight. I still had fight left in, me. Sabrina really doesn't hit very hard. Sure she's fast as hell but power? Sabrina hits like a mosquito. Sure it looked bad but I was still in the fight. All I wanted was a shot to but her down!”
Erin nods. “So you felt the stoppage was premature, or was Danielle protecting you?”
“They were protecting me, sure,” Kiernan admits, “but I could have taken Sabrina a lot longer. I wasn’t done. My corner didn’t give me the chance I wanted, and that frustrated me.”
“You were fighting hard through the middle rounds. What was working for you?”
“My jabs, body shots, combinations—keeping her moving, muscle her around,” Kiernan says. “I had openings in a few rounds. But fatigue started to set in, and she capitalized on it. Still, I wasn’t out. She would have punched herself out in the next round then I was gong to put her away.”
“Round 8 and 9 were brutal. Sabrina’s jab landed consistently—was that fatigue catching up after selling out in round ?”
“Yeah, a little,” Kiernan admits. “Reflexes slowed, stamina dropped, and she punished it. That little b!tch is fast and hard to hit. But I was thinking, still looking for counters. I wasn’t done.”
“And the argument with Danielle afterward?” Erin asks.
“It was about the towel,” Kiernan says. “I felt I had more fight in me. A lot more fight left in me! We talked, she was wrong and she apologized, but it left a sour taste in my mouth. Next time, I’ll make my own calls.”
“Would you fight Sabrina again?” Erin asks.
“Absolutely,” Kiernan says firmly. “Next time, I finish what I start. I won’t let fatigue or anyone else decide for me. If Sabrina wants another go, she knows where to find me”
Joe nods but then turns his head to the side. “Isn't it up to you? Sabrina has nothing more to prove.”
“We're far from done, Joe. This is only the beginning.”
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