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Fights / Blindfold Tournament Round 2 - Laura Marano vs Joey King
« Last post by BadassBarbies on August 03, 2025, 10:33:20 am »Blindfold Tournament Round 2 -
Laura Marano vs Joey King
Fighter Profiles & Tale of the Tape

Laura Marano
Odds: Joey King (-110) vs. Laura Marano (+100)
Analysis:
This one’s a toss-up. Joey has the edge in height, reach, and recent momentum. Her jab and physical strength could keep Laura on the outside and force her into awkward angles. If Joey stays patient, she could bank rounds with smart boxing and use her strength to break Laura down.
But Laura’s not a fighter you want in your face. She’ll bring pressure from the opening bell, and her cardio and fury can overwhelm opponents who can’t match her volume. If Laura gets inside consistently, Joey might get dragged into the kind of brawl she usually avoids. The kind of fight that Laura lives for.
The Spark:
These two don’t just know each other — they despise each other. No grudge needs explaining, no insult needs recalling. Every stare, every breath, every motion is drenched in hostility. What starts as a calculated chess match quickly frays at the edges. The moment someone lands clean, emotion takes the wheel. The one who controls their fury… wins the war.
The Reveal:
Both fighters are led into the ring, the crowd buzzing with anticipation. They’re guided closer… and closer… until they can feel the heat radiating from the other’s body, catch the scent of sweat, tension, and adrenaline. The space between them crackles.
The announcer begins the countdown.
When the blindfolds come off—the arena erupts.
Laura’s jaw tightens, eyes locked.
Joey claps her gloves together—CRACK!—and shouts, “YES! YES! YES!” already bouncing on her toes like a coiled spring.
There’s no respect, no restraint. The ref steps between them and begins reading the rules—but it’s wasted breath. Neither woman hears a word. They’re already imagining the first punch, the first scream, the first tear. All that matters now… is the fight.
Round 1:
Venue: UCC Arena, Lights blazing, crowd roaring, and two hated rivals face to face once again.
The bell rings — and they don’t hesitate.
Laura Marano bursts from her corner with uncontained intensity, her body coiled like a spring. She barrels across the canvas, head tucked, gloves up, and throws a stiff jab that grazes Joey King’s temple. Without pause, she follows with a wide right hand that thumps off Joey’s bicep.
Joey blinks, not stunned but clearly caught off-guard by the immediate onslaught. She takes a quick step back, resets her footing, and raises her jab. Her posture is textbook — tight guard, eyes focused, chin tucked. She starts circling, letting Laura’s aggression rush past her like a wave.
But Laura’s pressure is unrelenting. She cuts the cage off sharply and drills a short hook under Joey’s ribs, followed by a glancing overhand right that just misses clean contact. The crowd responds with a sharp roar, already tuned in to the animosity simmering between them.
Joey recalibrates, finding rhythm behind her jab. A stiff double jab catches Laura coming in, and Joey finishes with a crisp straight right that snaps Laura’s head back. It’s a beautiful sequence — all timing and precision — and it halts Laura’s forward surge momentarily.
But only momentarily.
Laura ducks low and fires a looping left to the belly, following it up with a shoulder bump and another clubbing right to the body. Joey counters with a quick left hook that lands flush to Laura’s jaw, but Laura eats it and keeps grinding forward. Step by purposeful step Laura closes ranks.
The midpoint of the round is a battle of pace vs. precision. Joey is trying to stay technical — jabs, angles, controlled movement — but Laura is dragging her into the trenches. At one moment near the ropes, Laura drives her forehead into Joey’s shoulder, pinning her there just long enough to rip a left-right to the body. Joey responds with a short right to the side of Laura’s head before the referee steps in and separates them.
They break — and stare daggers.
“You like that, King?”
With twenty seconds left, Joey uses her footwork, flicking jabs and trying to slow the tempo. Laura, undeterred, times a slip and blasts a straight right to the midsection. Joey grunts and answers with a sharp jab, but Laura smothers her again, throwing in tight, messy punches.
Thirty seconds. The crowd is on their feet.
Laura surges again, letting her hands fly in close quarters. A left hook to Joey’s body lands solidly, followed by a sweeping right that crashes off Joey’s ribs. Joey winces but fires back — a snapping right cross that catches Laura clean on the cheek.
They’re toe-to-toe now, chests heaving, eyes locked, and neither one willing to take a backward step.
Laura ducks under a jab and rips a compact left uppercut that grazes Joey’s jaw. Joey counters with a short hook to the side of the head, then a chopping right hand over the top — both land, but Laura still keeps pressing just bullying Joey back.
Just as the clapper hits the final second, Laura hammers a thudding shot under Joey’s left breast — not quite a knockdown blow, but it stiffens Joey up just before the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
They separate slowly, reluctantly. Laura turns and walks to her corner, jaw clenched, chest rising with adrenaline. Joey lingers for a moment then gather herself, wiping a bit of blood from the corner of her mouth before following suit.
In both corners, trainers get to work — ice bags to ribs, quick instructions, measured breathing.
Score: 10-9 Laura Marano (barely)
Round 2:
Between rounds, neither corner is calm. Joey’s trainer is barking for more discipline and footwork. Laura’s team is fanning her like she’s a wildfire that might burn out early if not controlled. Both women are scowling, glaring across the cage.
As the bell rings for Round 2 — boom. They don’t box. They charge with hate and malice in their eyes.
Joey closes the gap first and cracks Laura with a flush right cross. Laura’s head snaps back, but she answers instantly with a brutal hook to the ribs and a slap of leather to Joey’s ear. The two women tangle in close, throwing furious, hateful shots — breast-to-breast, forehead-to-forehead, trading uppercuts and body blows like they’re in an alley brawl.
The ref tries to separate them as they clinch and grind, but neither listens. Joey shoves Laura back, screaming something unheard over the crowd, and Laura answers by slapping Joey across the face with the back of her glove — an insult more than a strike.
The ref gets between them and warns both. The crowd is on its feet now.
When action resumes, Joey tightens up, landing a stiff jab and then a picture-perfect straight right that rocks Laura’s head. And this one stuns Laura! Laura stumbles back two steps — Joey pursues, tagging her again — but Laura sets her back foot and fires back, digging a left hook to the belly and launching a wild right that clips Joey’s jaw.
The final ten seconds sound, and neither waits. They both launch at each other, gloves flying, tangled in fury as the bell rings. They keep throwing. The ref dives in to stop it, and both women shove him aside and keep fighting until corner crews storm the cage to pull them apart.
The heat is real.
Score: 10-9 Joey King (barely)
Total Score: 19-19 Even
This just became a war.
Round 3:
The tension is volcanic as Round 3 begins. Laura and Joey both refused to sit between rounds. Both were pacing, jawing, pushing their cornermen away. Security lingers cage-side now, just in case. The bad blood is unmistakable.
The bell rings — and this time, they don’t charge blindly. Both fighters come out cautious, but coiled. Joey is light on her feet shuffling and side stepping whl Laura is flat footed her biceps rippling with held back eneergy.
Joey tries to reestablish her jab, keeping Laura at bay with long pokes and feints. Laura circles, head low, eyes locked on Joey’s torso. She’s calculating — biding her time.
A minute in, Laura explodes forward with a level change and CRACK — she lands a huge overhand right flush on Joey’s chin! Joey staggers back, dazed — Laura pounces.
Body, body, head! The combos are vicious. Joey covers up, but Laura digs a left hook to the liver that visibly freezes Joey in place. Laura shifts her hips, and…
BOOM! A short right uppercut detonates on Joey’s jaw.
Joey's body gives and she collapses, folds, down on one knee — one glove on the mat, the other clutched to her ribs. Her mouth is open, breathing hard. She’s hurt.
The ref starts the count.
“ONE! TWO! THREE!”
Joey’s eyes are clear, but her body’s not ready. At “SEVEN”, she finally pushes herself up, red-faced and furious. She beats the count — but she is still in trouble as her legs are shaky.
Laura’s already pacing, motioning come on. She wants to finish this now. Put her hated rival down for the count.
The final 30 seconds are wild. Laura smothers Joey against the cage with furious hooks, screaming as she punches. Joey fights back, but she’s in survival mode — clinching, ducking, holding on for dear life.
The bell rings and the ref forces separation again but Laura is on a mission and drives punches deep into Joey's core. “WARNING NUMBER ONE!” Laura throws her hands up. Joey stumbles to her corner, biting down on the pain.
Score: 10-8 Laura Marano
Total Score: 29-27 Laura
Joey’s in trouble. Laura smells blood.
Round 4:
The damage is starting to show on both women — bruises blossoming under their eyes, lips split, ribs flushed red from thudding impacts. But neither is backing down. This isn’t strategy anymore. It’s pride. It’s personal.
Laura storms out with bad intentions. She know she has Joey in trouble and isn't about to let up. She’s found success and pounded on Joey core, and now she’s gunning for Joey’s head. Her eyes are locked in like a predator. She starts launching combinations the moment she’s in range — right hooks, straight lefts, looping overhands.
Joey’s guard absorbs some, but not all — a stinging left cross snaps her head back early. It's a clinic as Laura is mixing it up. Shot to the jaw, an uppercut to the breast, a snap jab to the nose and Joey is guessing and guessing wrong most of the time.
But Joey’s not folding. She tightens up her stance and leans into her strength — body work.
While Laura goes for the knockout, Joey slips inside and begins digging to the ribs. Her punches are short, compact, mean — the kind that sap your will. A right hook under the elbow draws a hiss from Laura. A second one has her backpedaling, arms dropping slightly, elbows tucked into the ribs. Joey presses in, muscles rippling as she buries a left to the solar plexus. Laura groans, visibly hurt.
The round becomes a contrast in styles.
Laura — wild, emotional, throwing bombs up top.
Joey — cold, surgical, punishing the body with every opening.
Blood smears both fighters now — Laura’s nose is leaking, a crimson line dribbling onto her chest. Joey’s left eye is swelling, turning purple from the headhunting barrage.
Midway through the round, Laura rocks Joey again with an overhand right. Joey stumbles, but instinctively clinches. They fight in the clinch like alley cats, heads grinding, shoulders slamming, both grunting with effort and hatred. Even an errant knee to the thigh lands as both women go all out.
The round ends with Laura winging a desperate right hook that glances off Joey’s temple just before the bell.
They stare each other down, bloody and breathing hard.
“You want some more, Marano?”
“Bring it chubs, bring it!”
Score: 10-9 Joey King
Total Score: 38-37 Laura
Both are hurting. But Joey’s investment to the body is starting to pay off and the tide has turned.
Round 5:
Both corners worked furiously between rounds, trying to patch up the growing wreckage. Laura’s nose is still trickling blood. Joey’s left eye is swelling grotesquely, pulsing red and blue under a thin sheen of Vaseline. But when the bell rings, both charge out like they’re chasing revenge.
Joey wastes no time. She’s heard enough from Laura’s mouth between rounds, and now she’s done playing nice. She ducks under Laura’s opening jab, steps in tight, and drills a short left hook into the meat of Laura’s right side — just beneath the ribs. Laura’s body jolts, her lips part in a strangled yelp, and she instinctively folds inward.
Joey smells blood.
She stays close, head on Laura’s shoulder, and PUMMELS her midsection with both hands. Left-right-left, right, and left again, digging into the liver, gut, spleen, and those tender pink abs. Laura’s gloves drop and her knees buckle. She tries to clinch — can’t.
THWACK! A savage right uppercut under the breasts lands clean.
Laura’s mouth opens in a guttural gasp. Her legs give out. OMG! OMG! Laura drops hard to her knees, then topples onto her side, clutching her ravished core with both gloves, curled in pain like she’s been gut-shot. Her face contorts, eyes clenched, spittle hanging from her mouth as the ref begins to count.
“ONE… TWO…”
Joey paces in a slow circle, glaring down at Laura, her own chest heaving, blood dripping from her busted lip. She looks down at her hated rival and raises her hands and lets out a guttural scream.
“Get up! Get your ass up you weakling!”
“…FOUR… FIVE…”
“Get up! Get your ass up!” shouts Joey.
Laura’s corner is screaming for her to breathe, to get up. She rolls to her hands and knees, trembling, and is barely moving at 6. Joey raises her hands and heads to her corner confident that Laura is down for the count.
“Seven . . . . . Eight . . . .
The refs count is more measured, more deliberate giving Laura a fair shot at beating the count.
Laura gasps, Sucks in some air and pulls herself up, barely beating the count at nine, Her face twisted in agony. The crowd roars, half stunned she’s up at all.
The ref gives her a hard look…
“You sure you want to do this?”
Laura gives the ref a shove as Joey's corner stop her celebration and wipe the blood from her face.
The refs shakes Laura's gloves and satisfied with some resistance waves them back in. Joey snarls, “Next time, you don’t get up.”
Joey drives forward like a train throwing everything at her stunned opponent but Laura takes some clean open shots but survives the final seconds by clinching for dear life.
Score: 10-8 Joey King
Total Score: 47-46 Joey
That body shot should’ve ended it. Laura’s toughness just kept this fight alive — but barely.
Laura is slow to her corner who frantically clean her up and let her know in no uncertain terms that she needs to be dominant in the final round but her body language tell a different story. Her head hangs low and she can't seem to catch her breath. The referee is in The Awesome Aries corner and it look like this fight might be called as Laura is unresponsive. Smelling salts are needed and Laura's head shoot up and she looks at the ref.
“Get the f^ck out of my face!?
The referee backs off and will let the fight continue but Laura will be on a very short leash.
Joey's eye is almost closed but she has her legs under her and knows that is she drops Laura again then the fight is hers.
“Take the big mouth out. Go to the body then uppercut, uppercut, uppercut. Joey nods and is off her stool early heading straight towards Laura who is still on her stool, eyes vacant as the finish icing her down.
ROUND 6: Final Round
The sixth and final round opens with the momentum clearly on Joey King’s side. Her knockdown in the previous round has put her in a commanding position, both in terms of scorecards and confidence. Laura Marano body is on fire and she knows she’s behind and needs something big to turn this around.
As the bell sounds, Laura wastes no time.
She comes forward aggressively, throwing a crisp jab to establish distance, then follows with a quick right cross that clips Joey on the chin. Joey raises her guard and backs a step and is clearly not prepared for Laura's fast start. Joey backpedals but Laura keeps the pressure on. She angles slightly to her left and fires a compact left hook, slamming into Joey’s left breast and drawing a grunt.
Joey circles out, trying to reset, but Laura isn’t giving her the space. You wouldn't know that she was the smaller fighter as she out-muscles Joey pushing her with her mitts and using her shoulder to control the shocked Princess.
Laura throws an overhand right, aiming to catch Joey high on the temple — a potential fight-finisher — but Joey reads it. She ducks under cleanly and counters with a tight left shovel hook that lands flush just above Laura’s waistband, directly into the solar plexus.
The effect is immediate as the crushing blow stops Laura in her tracks.
Laura exhales hard and doubles over slightly, her mouthguard slipping from her lips and landing on the mat with a soft bounce. She grimaces trying her best to keep her balance but drops to one knee, both gloves on the canvas as she struggles to regain her breath. It’s not a clean knockout — it’s a perfectly placed punch that shuts down her diaphragm.
The referee steps in and starts the count.
“One… two… three…”
Laura’s corner is on its feet, slapping the canvas and yelling for her to rise. She’s breathing shallow and fast, her face tight with pain. But she nods at the ref and pushes herself upright slowly.
“Eight!”
She’s on her feet. Laura is somehow on her feet.
The referee gives her a close look — eyes steady, gloves raised, knees stable. After a brief check, the fight is allowed to continue.
Joey comes forward cautiously, sensing an opportunity to finish, but Laura adjusts her stance defensively. Joey throws a quick left jab, but Laura slips it, then catches Joey with a compact hook to the ribs. The sound is dull and heavy — a clean body shot.
Joey shifts back, and Laura presses.
She strings together a sharp one-two — the jab catching Joey high on the nose, the cross landing squarely on her lips. Joey’s head snaps slightly, but she stays upright. Laura follows with a short left hook to the body, then a looping right hand over the top that glances off Joey’s shoulder.
Joey fires back.
She lands a right cross that connects with Laura’s jaw, followed by a left hook that grazes the cheekbone. Laura counters instantly — a tight hook to the jaw that lands clean, turning Joey’s head. Neither woman is backing down now.
They find themselves at close range — inside each other’s reach — and the exchanges turn brutal.
Joey lands a stiff left-right combo to Laura’s face, then steps in with an uppercut that drives Laura’s head back. Laura responds with a quick straight right that snaps Joey’s nose. Blood sprays lightly from the contact. Joey’s eyes squint, and her breathing audibly changes.
Her footwork falters for a moment, and she throws a wild left that Laura ducks easily.
Laura stays compact, arms tucked in tight, legs slightly bent. Laura pivots to the left, ducks under a right then gets inside, and fires a clean right hook to Joey’s floating ribs. Joey winces visibly.
Laura follows up with an uppercut to the chin, then changes levels with a short, tight punch aimed just below Joey’s belly button. The shot lands with surgical precision and Laura holds it for an extra second.
Joey’s reaction is immediate and involuntary. Her knees buckle.
She folds forward, arms dropping, her breathing choked.
And then she sinks down, first to one knee, then both, hands barely catching her fall.
The referee’s count reaches “Nine…!” and Joey King forces herself upright. Her shoulders tremble, abdomen fluttering with shallow, rapid breaths, but her gloves come up and her eyes stay clear enough to convince the official. He wipes her gloves, steps aside, and signals them in.
Laura Marano advances immediately, wary but determined. Joey, sucking air through a bloody mouth-guard, waves her forward in a defiant come-on gesture that draws a roar from the crowd. Both corners shout conflicting commands—Laura’s urging a finish, Joey’s begging for movement—but inside the cage the fighters listen only to each other’s heartbeat.
They meet at mid-range, neither giving an inch. Laura probes with a jab that snaps Joey’s head back, then Joey answers with a right cross that grazes Laura’s cheek. The impact is enough to remind Laura not to get careless. She changes elevation, feints a hook upstairs, then digs a short right into Joey’s ribs. The thud echoes; Joey’s back foot skids half a step, but she immediately drills a compact left hook into the soft tissue under Laura’s right breast, drawing a sharp yelp.
For fifteen furious seconds they trade at pocket-knife distance—shoulders brushing, gloves blurring in tight arcs. Laura lands a quick four-punch combination: jab-cross, left uppercut to the sternum, short right to the jaw. Joey soaks it up and counters with a textbook shoulder roll, whipping a hook across Laura’s ribs that rattles the brunette’s frame. Both women’s torsos are blotched with purple bruises; each exhale is a growl.
Joey’s corner is frantic now. “Back off! Use the clock!” But pride overrides tactics. Joey plants her lead foot, doubles her jab, and steps in with a looping right intended for Laura’s temple. Laura sees the shoulder twitch and slips inside the arc, rolling under and to Joey’s left. In that half beat of exposure, she fires a tight uppercut straight into Joey’s right breast—tucked in deep into the tender underside,. It's sharp, clean and brutal. Joey’s face contorts; a strangled cry escapes as she staggers.
Laura presses the advantage, driving a left hook into the body just above the liver, then repeating it a shade lower. Joey grits her teeth and returns fire with an overhand right that clips the crown of Laura’s head, but Laura’s momentum carries her forward. She digs another right hook into Joey’s ribs, forcing a deeper bend at the waist.
The crowd senses a turning tide. Laura is punching first and last in every exchange, and Joey’s counters are a beat late. Laura keeps her elbows tucked, hips rotating efficiently, minimizing wasted motion. She works behind short combinations—two, sometimes three shots—before resetting her feet to avoid Joey’s return.
One minute remains. The timekeeper’s clap against the ring post echoes like a starter pistol.
Joey knows she can coast to a decision if she survives, but survival isn’t in her blood tonight. She hates Laura and everything she stands for. Joey plants her feet and invites the firefight. Gloves near her temples, she crowds
Laura and unloads: left hook to the jaw, right hook to the ribs, left uppercut that barely misses the tip of Laura’s chin. Laura answers with a textbook cross-hook-cross sequence, finishing with a rippling right hand that splits Joey’s lip anew.
Sweat and blood mist the air. Their foreheads nearly collide as they reset. The arena noise fades into a dull roar in Laura’s ears; her world narrows to a set of bruised ribs, a heaving chest, and the faint hitch in Joey’s breathing.
Laura dips to her right, torso coiled like a spring. Joey anticipates a body hook and starts to drop her elbow—but Laura fires a blistering straight left upstairs, checking Joey’s head in place. Pop. Joey’s eyes flash. In the same heartbeat, Laura torques her hips and unleashes a left hook aimed an inch above Joey’s waistline—the exact location of the liver.
Contact.
Everything in Joey’s frame seizes. Her torso locks, mouth gaping in silent agony. The crowd’s roar becomes one long gasp. Joey’s gloves droop, elbows floating nowhere. Laura sees the freeze and, almost on autopilot, pivots and snaps a compact right hook that lands flush on the side of Joey’s ear. The equilibrium shot finishes what the liver punch started.
Joey’s knees unhinge. Her body tilts forward, momentum gone, and she collapses face-first grabbing onto Laura as she falls forward. Laura instinctively wraps her arms around Joey but the dead weight is too heavy and Laura lets go letting Joey's limp body slide down her chest. Joey hits the canvas face first. The impact is heavy, final. Laura backs to a neutral corner, leaning against the ropes, chest pumping like a bellows while the referee begins the second count of the round.
“ONE… TWO…”
Joey’s fingers claw at the mat, trying to drag herself toward the nearest strand.
“THREE… FOUR…”
She reaches the lower rope, but her arms shake violently.
“FIVE…”
Joey plants a glove, starts to push—and the limb gives out. She slips, her full breasts pressing to the canvas once more mushrooming out nearly breaking free from her top.
“SIX… SEVEN…”
Laura watches, eyes wide, almost unwilling to believe.
“EIGHT… NINE…”
Joey’s corner has gone silent, realization settling in.
“TEN! JOEY IS OUT!”
The referee waves his arms. Knockout victory—Laura Marano. There are only twenty seconds left on the clock when the bout is officially halted.
Laura body gives out as she slumps to her knees in equal parts exhaustion and relief, gloves resting on her thighs. The arena erupts—half ecstatic, half stunned—while medical staff rush to Joey, who is now on her back, eyes blinking but consciousness intact. Laura’s corner floods the cage, lifting her to her feet, arms around her shoulders. A battered smile splits Laura’s blood-smeared face as the announcer’s voice booms overhead:
“Ladies and gentlemen, the winner by knockout, at two minutes, forty seconds of Round Six… LAAAUURA
MARAAANO!”
Post-Fight: After the War:
Laura Marano winced as her gloves were peeled away, each knuckle aching, her ribs sore with every breath. Sweat clung to her skin, her top soaked and stained with the aftermath of battle, and the bruising across her torso already beginning to darken. Her nose bled slowly, and one eye was starting to swell. But none of it mattered — not right now. She had done it. She not only beat Joey, she knocked her out.
She raised a trembling fist to the crowd, who erupted in response. Her corner team lifted her arms, yelling with pride, hugging her tightly despite her obvious pain. Laura smiled through the exhaustion, tears of relief forming in her eyes. She could barely stand straight, but she walked around the ring slowly, hand over her heart, thanking her fans.
She had been down. Beaten to the point of blacking out. But she never quit. Giving in was never part of the equation for Laura.
Across the cage, Joey King sat on her stool, head bowed, chest rising and falling as she tried to slow her breathing. Her body hurt everywhere — the liver shot still throbbed like an open wound, and her ear rang from the final hook that floored her. Her team knelt beside her, trying to console her, but she barely responded as she tried to focus with her one good eye. The pain wasn’t just physical.
She knew. She had the fight won. She could feel it in the rhythm, in the corner’s confidence between rounds. She was twenty seconds from victory. But she’d stood her ground and traded. Pride had taken the wheel — and now she was staring at the canvas, listening to the crowd cheer for Laura.
Eventually, she looked up. Across the cage, Laura caught her gaze and gave a solemn nod. A mutual respect. A silent acknowledgment of a fight that neither would forget.
Joey looked down again, shaking her head softly. It had been hers — and in her mind she let it slip.
Inside the Locker Room – Laura Marano Interview
The scene inside Laura Marano’s locker room was equal parts chaos and recovery. Trainers hovered around her, checking her ribs, wiping blood from her nose, and dabbing a swollen eye with an ice pack. Laura sat hunched forward on a bench, arms draped over her thighs, a towel over her shoulders, her chest still rising and falling from the war she'd just survived.
The door swung open. The interviewer stepped in—camera crew behind her—and didn’t waste any time.
Interviewer: “Laura, congratulations on the win. But let’s be honest—you were losing. Badly. Did you really think you were coming back? Because from the outside, it didn’t look good as Joey seemed to have your number tonight.”
Laura blinked, clearly still in pain, but leaned forward and met the question head-on.
Laura: “Did I think I was coming back? I knew I wasn’t done. That’s the difference. You don’t stop believing in yourself just because you’re down. You fight. You drag yourself up and you keep fighting.”
Interviewer: “But Joey was dominating. A lot of people had her ahead, way ahead and basically all she had to do was keep out of range and the fight was hers. Who won this fight in your eyes? Was it you—or Joey?”
Laura’s nostrils flared. The towel slipped off her shoulder.
Laura: “Well you know what? I won. You saw it. She was on the canvas. Face down. Not moving. I knocked her out. What more do you want?”
Interviewer: “Were you surprised you got her to brawl with you? All she had to do was stay clear and she would’ve walked out with the win.”
Laura (cutting in): “I didn’t sucker Joey into anything. This is a f^cking boxing match. You don’t run away, you stand and fight. That’s what we’re here to do and to be honest I give her credit. She could have been a puzzy and danced away and would have had to live with it but she put her gloves up and the better woman won.”
Interviewer: “But she had the fight. She had you beat…”
Laura (furious now): “Listen. It was a close fight and I won. I knocked that smug little grin off her lips. Knocked her the b!tch out. I won. Now drop it. She didn’t win. She got dropped and stayed down. That’s what happened.”
Interviewer: “Would you give her a rematch?”
Laura: “Hell yes. We’ve met in the ring twice. I’ll make it three in a row anytime she wants it.”
Interviewer: “You’re headed to the finals now. Are you physically ready for another six-round war?”
Laura stood slowly, wincing but proud. She peeled the ice pack from her eye and stared straight into the lens.
Laura: “I’ve been in worse shape than this and fought better fighters. I’ll be just fine. Trust me, I'll be fine!”
She took a breath, then added coldly:
Laura: “Now leave me alone… unless you’ve got any more stupid questions.”
And with that, she turned her back, her team moving in to finish the job of putting their champion back together.
Inside Joey King’s Locker Room – Post-Fight Interview
The mood in Joey King’s locker room was a sharp contrast to the victorious energy across the hall. Quiet, heavy, and raw. Joey sat hunched on a stool, a towel draped over her shoulders, head down, her face swollen and flushed with both effort and heartbreak. Her chest rose and fell slowly, each breath a reminder of what had just happened.
A cutwoman gently dabbed at her busted lip. Another trainer wrapped ice in a towel and pressed it to her ribs. Around her, teammates murmured words of comfort, but nothing could reach her right now. She wasn’t just in pain—she was consumed by it.
The interviewer entered slowly, the cameraman hesitant. Joey didn’t look up.
Interviewer: “Joey… tough loss tonight. You had the fight on points. You were ahead. Why did you stand toe-to-toe with Laura when you didn’t need to?”
Joey looked up slowly, her eyes red and glassy. She wasn’t crying, but she was damn close.
Joey: “Listen… I hate Laura. Everybody knows that. If I ran from her? If I coasted through the final minute? She’d be on social media before the sweat dried calling me a puzzy. And I’m not a puzzy.”
She spat into a bucket beside her, wincing as the pain in her ribs reminded her what standing her ground had cost.
Interviewer: “She went after your chest hard. That seemed to really set you off. Was that deliberate on her part?”
Joey gave a bitter, dry laugh.
Joey: “What do you think? Of course it was. Laura loves working the breasts. We all remember what she did to Olivia Rodrigo. That was one of the worst breast beatings in history. So yeah… I knew she was gonna go there. I just wasn’t ready for how bad it would hurt.”
Interviewer: “But did it break your composure?”
Joey’s eyes darkened, jaw tight.
Joey: “Of course it did. It pissed me off. That’s what she wanted. She wanted me angry. And I gave it to her.”
Interviewer: “Final sequence. Was it the liver shot or the hook to the belly that ended it?”
She leaned back slightly, letting the ice rest on her ribs as she thought about it. Her voice dropped, almost a whisper.
Joey: “Both of us were hurting—bad. But that last shot? It was borderline. Close to a low blow, but probably legal. She caught me wide open and buried it. I mean… it was like my body shut off. I wanted to get up. I really did. I tried. I gave it everything I had but I couldn’t get my legs under me. My hands wouldn’t grip the ropes. It was over.”
She paused. Her voice crackkeed just slightly.
Joey: “She won. Yeah. She won. I let it slip away. And I’ll live with that until the day we meet again.”
Interviewer: “If you meet again will you change your strategy and maybe keep from going toe to toe with on of the fiercest brawlers in the UCC?”
Joey: “Listen, I hate the b!tches guts but I know who she is and how she fights. She is tough as they come and everyone in the UCC knows that to beat Laura you have to knock her clean out. If you don't she's getting back up and coming straight at you. I thought I had her a couple of times, probably should have won especially in the fifth when the count slowed down but that's on me. I had her in trouble and let her off. Next time we meet this isn't happening and that isn't a threat, it's a promise.”
Joey pulled the towel over her face and slumped forward. Her trainer stepped between her and the camera.
Trainer: “That’s enough. Everybody OUT!”
The interviewer nodded quietly and stepped back. The door closed behind them as the room faded into silence, the only sound Joey’s quiet breathing beneath the towel, carrying the weight of a fight that was hers—until it wasn’t.
Written by the Badass Barbies
Laura Marano vs Joey King
Fighter Profiles & Tale of the Tape

Laura Marano
- Age: 28 (born November 29, 1995)
- Height: 5'2" (157 cm)
- Weight: 108 lbs (49 kg)
- Reach: 62" (157 cm)
- Background: Actress and singer with deep roots in the UCC. Laura has a chip on her shoulder, born from rivalries and bitter battles — especially against Dove Cameron. She’s been through every type of fight in the league and always comes back smarter, tougher, and meaner.
- Style: Gritty volume puncher. Applies non-stop pressure, throws in bunches, and loves to swarm smaller opponents. Thrives in toe-to-toe wars, fueled by pride and emotion. Laura will throw down with anyone any time and never backs down.
- Age: 25 (born July 30, 1999)
- Height: 5'4" (163 cm)
- Weight: 112 lbs (51 kg)
- Reach: 64" (163 cm)
- Background: Emmy-nominated actress who’s proven to be a fierce competitor in the UCC. With her physicality, acting discipline, and surprising athleticism, Joey has rapidly risen through the ranks. She’s also had tense encounters with Laura in the past, creating a layered personal rivalry.
- Style: Technical bruiser. Strong on fundamentals, with tight defense and a punishing jab. She works behind a disciplined guard and doesn’t let emotion dictate pace — unless provoked.
Odds: Joey King (-110) vs. Laura Marano (+100)
Analysis:
This one’s a toss-up. Joey has the edge in height, reach, and recent momentum. Her jab and physical strength could keep Laura on the outside and force her into awkward angles. If Joey stays patient, she could bank rounds with smart boxing and use her strength to break Laura down.
But Laura’s not a fighter you want in your face. She’ll bring pressure from the opening bell, and her cardio and fury can overwhelm opponents who can’t match her volume. If Laura gets inside consistently, Joey might get dragged into the kind of brawl she usually avoids. The kind of fight that Laura lives for.
The Spark:
These two don’t just know each other — they despise each other. No grudge needs explaining, no insult needs recalling. Every stare, every breath, every motion is drenched in hostility. What starts as a calculated chess match quickly frays at the edges. The moment someone lands clean, emotion takes the wheel. The one who controls their fury… wins the war.
The Reveal:
Both fighters are led into the ring, the crowd buzzing with anticipation. They’re guided closer… and closer… until they can feel the heat radiating from the other’s body, catch the scent of sweat, tension, and adrenaline. The space between them crackles.
The announcer begins the countdown.
When the blindfolds come off—the arena erupts.
Laura’s jaw tightens, eyes locked.
Joey claps her gloves together—CRACK!—and shouts, “YES! YES! YES!” already bouncing on her toes like a coiled spring.
There’s no respect, no restraint. The ref steps between them and begins reading the rules—but it’s wasted breath. Neither woman hears a word. They’re already imagining the first punch, the first scream, the first tear. All that matters now… is the fight.
Round 1:
Venue: UCC Arena, Lights blazing, crowd roaring, and two hated rivals face to face once again.
The bell rings — and they don’t hesitate.
Laura Marano bursts from her corner with uncontained intensity, her body coiled like a spring. She barrels across the canvas, head tucked, gloves up, and throws a stiff jab that grazes Joey King’s temple. Without pause, she follows with a wide right hand that thumps off Joey’s bicep.
Joey blinks, not stunned but clearly caught off-guard by the immediate onslaught. She takes a quick step back, resets her footing, and raises her jab. Her posture is textbook — tight guard, eyes focused, chin tucked. She starts circling, letting Laura’s aggression rush past her like a wave.
But Laura’s pressure is unrelenting. She cuts the cage off sharply and drills a short hook under Joey’s ribs, followed by a glancing overhand right that just misses clean contact. The crowd responds with a sharp roar, already tuned in to the animosity simmering between them.
Joey recalibrates, finding rhythm behind her jab. A stiff double jab catches Laura coming in, and Joey finishes with a crisp straight right that snaps Laura’s head back. It’s a beautiful sequence — all timing and precision — and it halts Laura’s forward surge momentarily.
But only momentarily.
Laura ducks low and fires a looping left to the belly, following it up with a shoulder bump and another clubbing right to the body. Joey counters with a quick left hook that lands flush to Laura’s jaw, but Laura eats it and keeps grinding forward. Step by purposeful step Laura closes ranks.
The midpoint of the round is a battle of pace vs. precision. Joey is trying to stay technical — jabs, angles, controlled movement — but Laura is dragging her into the trenches. At one moment near the ropes, Laura drives her forehead into Joey’s shoulder, pinning her there just long enough to rip a left-right to the body. Joey responds with a short right to the side of Laura’s head before the referee steps in and separates them.
They break — and stare daggers.
“You like that, King?”
With twenty seconds left, Joey uses her footwork, flicking jabs and trying to slow the tempo. Laura, undeterred, times a slip and blasts a straight right to the midsection. Joey grunts and answers with a sharp jab, but Laura smothers her again, throwing in tight, messy punches.
Thirty seconds. The crowd is on their feet.
Laura surges again, letting her hands fly in close quarters. A left hook to Joey’s body lands solidly, followed by a sweeping right that crashes off Joey’s ribs. Joey winces but fires back — a snapping right cross that catches Laura clean on the cheek.
They’re toe-to-toe now, chests heaving, eyes locked, and neither one willing to take a backward step.
Laura ducks under a jab and rips a compact left uppercut that grazes Joey’s jaw. Joey counters with a short hook to the side of the head, then a chopping right hand over the top — both land, but Laura still keeps pressing just bullying Joey back.
Just as the clapper hits the final second, Laura hammers a thudding shot under Joey’s left breast — not quite a knockdown blow, but it stiffens Joey up just before the bell.
DING! DING! DING!
They separate slowly, reluctantly. Laura turns and walks to her corner, jaw clenched, chest rising with adrenaline. Joey lingers for a moment then gather herself, wiping a bit of blood from the corner of her mouth before following suit.
In both corners, trainers get to work — ice bags to ribs, quick instructions, measured breathing.
Score: 10-9 Laura Marano (barely)
Round 2:
Between rounds, neither corner is calm. Joey’s trainer is barking for more discipline and footwork. Laura’s team is fanning her like she’s a wildfire that might burn out early if not controlled. Both women are scowling, glaring across the cage.
As the bell rings for Round 2 — boom. They don’t box. They charge with hate and malice in their eyes.
Joey closes the gap first and cracks Laura with a flush right cross. Laura’s head snaps back, but she answers instantly with a brutal hook to the ribs and a slap of leather to Joey’s ear. The two women tangle in close, throwing furious, hateful shots — breast-to-breast, forehead-to-forehead, trading uppercuts and body blows like they’re in an alley brawl.
The ref tries to separate them as they clinch and grind, but neither listens. Joey shoves Laura back, screaming something unheard over the crowd, and Laura answers by slapping Joey across the face with the back of her glove — an insult more than a strike.
The ref gets between them and warns both. The crowd is on its feet now.
When action resumes, Joey tightens up, landing a stiff jab and then a picture-perfect straight right that rocks Laura’s head. And this one stuns Laura! Laura stumbles back two steps — Joey pursues, tagging her again — but Laura sets her back foot and fires back, digging a left hook to the belly and launching a wild right that clips Joey’s jaw.
The final ten seconds sound, and neither waits. They both launch at each other, gloves flying, tangled in fury as the bell rings. They keep throwing. The ref dives in to stop it, and both women shove him aside and keep fighting until corner crews storm the cage to pull them apart.
The heat is real.
Score: 10-9 Joey King (barely)
Total Score: 19-19 Even
This just became a war.
Round 3:
The tension is volcanic as Round 3 begins. Laura and Joey both refused to sit between rounds. Both were pacing, jawing, pushing their cornermen away. Security lingers cage-side now, just in case. The bad blood is unmistakable.
The bell rings — and this time, they don’t charge blindly. Both fighters come out cautious, but coiled. Joey is light on her feet shuffling and side stepping whl Laura is flat footed her biceps rippling with held back eneergy.
Joey tries to reestablish her jab, keeping Laura at bay with long pokes and feints. Laura circles, head low, eyes locked on Joey’s torso. She’s calculating — biding her time.
A minute in, Laura explodes forward with a level change and CRACK — she lands a huge overhand right flush on Joey’s chin! Joey staggers back, dazed — Laura pounces.
Body, body, head! The combos are vicious. Joey covers up, but Laura digs a left hook to the liver that visibly freezes Joey in place. Laura shifts her hips, and…
BOOM! A short right uppercut detonates on Joey’s jaw.
Joey's body gives and she collapses, folds, down on one knee — one glove on the mat, the other clutched to her ribs. Her mouth is open, breathing hard. She’s hurt.
The ref starts the count.
“ONE! TWO! THREE!”
Joey’s eyes are clear, but her body’s not ready. At “SEVEN”, she finally pushes herself up, red-faced and furious. She beats the count — but she is still in trouble as her legs are shaky.
Laura’s already pacing, motioning come on. She wants to finish this now. Put her hated rival down for the count.
The final 30 seconds are wild. Laura smothers Joey against the cage with furious hooks, screaming as she punches. Joey fights back, but she’s in survival mode — clinching, ducking, holding on for dear life.
The bell rings and the ref forces separation again but Laura is on a mission and drives punches deep into Joey's core. “WARNING NUMBER ONE!” Laura throws her hands up. Joey stumbles to her corner, biting down on the pain.
Score: 10-8 Laura Marano
Total Score: 29-27 Laura
Joey’s in trouble. Laura smells blood.
Round 4:
The damage is starting to show on both women — bruises blossoming under their eyes, lips split, ribs flushed red from thudding impacts. But neither is backing down. This isn’t strategy anymore. It’s pride. It’s personal.
Laura storms out with bad intentions. She know she has Joey in trouble and isn't about to let up. She’s found success and pounded on Joey core, and now she’s gunning for Joey’s head. Her eyes are locked in like a predator. She starts launching combinations the moment she’s in range — right hooks, straight lefts, looping overhands.
Joey’s guard absorbs some, but not all — a stinging left cross snaps her head back early. It's a clinic as Laura is mixing it up. Shot to the jaw, an uppercut to the breast, a snap jab to the nose and Joey is guessing and guessing wrong most of the time.
But Joey’s not folding. She tightens up her stance and leans into her strength — body work.
While Laura goes for the knockout, Joey slips inside and begins digging to the ribs. Her punches are short, compact, mean — the kind that sap your will. A right hook under the elbow draws a hiss from Laura. A second one has her backpedaling, arms dropping slightly, elbows tucked into the ribs. Joey presses in, muscles rippling as she buries a left to the solar plexus. Laura groans, visibly hurt.
The round becomes a contrast in styles.
Laura — wild, emotional, throwing bombs up top.
Joey — cold, surgical, punishing the body with every opening.
Blood smears both fighters now — Laura’s nose is leaking, a crimson line dribbling onto her chest. Joey’s left eye is swelling, turning purple from the headhunting barrage.
Midway through the round, Laura rocks Joey again with an overhand right. Joey stumbles, but instinctively clinches. They fight in the clinch like alley cats, heads grinding, shoulders slamming, both grunting with effort and hatred. Even an errant knee to the thigh lands as both women go all out.
The round ends with Laura winging a desperate right hook that glances off Joey’s temple just before the bell.
They stare each other down, bloody and breathing hard.
“You want some more, Marano?”
“Bring it chubs, bring it!”
Score: 10-9 Joey King
Total Score: 38-37 Laura
Both are hurting. But Joey’s investment to the body is starting to pay off and the tide has turned.
Round 5:
Both corners worked furiously between rounds, trying to patch up the growing wreckage. Laura’s nose is still trickling blood. Joey’s left eye is swelling grotesquely, pulsing red and blue under a thin sheen of Vaseline. But when the bell rings, both charge out like they’re chasing revenge.
Joey wastes no time. She’s heard enough from Laura’s mouth between rounds, and now she’s done playing nice. She ducks under Laura’s opening jab, steps in tight, and drills a short left hook into the meat of Laura’s right side — just beneath the ribs. Laura’s body jolts, her lips part in a strangled yelp, and she instinctively folds inward.
Joey smells blood.
She stays close, head on Laura’s shoulder, and PUMMELS her midsection with both hands. Left-right-left, right, and left again, digging into the liver, gut, spleen, and those tender pink abs. Laura’s gloves drop and her knees buckle. She tries to clinch — can’t.
THWACK! A savage right uppercut under the breasts lands clean.
Laura’s mouth opens in a guttural gasp. Her legs give out. OMG! OMG! Laura drops hard to her knees, then topples onto her side, clutching her ravished core with both gloves, curled in pain like she’s been gut-shot. Her face contorts, eyes clenched, spittle hanging from her mouth as the ref begins to count.
“ONE… TWO…”
Joey paces in a slow circle, glaring down at Laura, her own chest heaving, blood dripping from her busted lip. She looks down at her hated rival and raises her hands and lets out a guttural scream.
“Get up! Get your ass up you weakling!”
“…FOUR… FIVE…”
“Get up! Get your ass up!” shouts Joey.
Laura’s corner is screaming for her to breathe, to get up. She rolls to her hands and knees, trembling, and is barely moving at 6. Joey raises her hands and heads to her corner confident that Laura is down for the count.
“Seven . . . . . Eight . . . .
The refs count is more measured, more deliberate giving Laura a fair shot at beating the count.
Laura gasps, Sucks in some air and pulls herself up, barely beating the count at nine, Her face twisted in agony. The crowd roars, half stunned she’s up at all.
The ref gives her a hard look…
“You sure you want to do this?”
Laura gives the ref a shove as Joey's corner stop her celebration and wipe the blood from her face.
The refs shakes Laura's gloves and satisfied with some resistance waves them back in. Joey snarls, “Next time, you don’t get up.”
Joey drives forward like a train throwing everything at her stunned opponent but Laura takes some clean open shots but survives the final seconds by clinching for dear life.
Score: 10-8 Joey King
Total Score: 47-46 Joey
That body shot should’ve ended it. Laura’s toughness just kept this fight alive — but barely.
Laura is slow to her corner who frantically clean her up and let her know in no uncertain terms that she needs to be dominant in the final round but her body language tell a different story. Her head hangs low and she can't seem to catch her breath. The referee is in The Awesome Aries corner and it look like this fight might be called as Laura is unresponsive. Smelling salts are needed and Laura's head shoot up and she looks at the ref.
“Get the f^ck out of my face!?
The referee backs off and will let the fight continue but Laura will be on a very short leash.
Joey's eye is almost closed but she has her legs under her and knows that is she drops Laura again then the fight is hers.
“Take the big mouth out. Go to the body then uppercut, uppercut, uppercut. Joey nods and is off her stool early heading straight towards Laura who is still on her stool, eyes vacant as the finish icing her down.
ROUND 6: Final Round
The sixth and final round opens with the momentum clearly on Joey King’s side. Her knockdown in the previous round has put her in a commanding position, both in terms of scorecards and confidence. Laura Marano body is on fire and she knows she’s behind and needs something big to turn this around.
As the bell sounds, Laura wastes no time.
She comes forward aggressively, throwing a crisp jab to establish distance, then follows with a quick right cross that clips Joey on the chin. Joey raises her guard and backs a step and is clearly not prepared for Laura's fast start. Joey backpedals but Laura keeps the pressure on. She angles slightly to her left and fires a compact left hook, slamming into Joey’s left breast and drawing a grunt.
Joey circles out, trying to reset, but Laura isn’t giving her the space. You wouldn't know that she was the smaller fighter as she out-muscles Joey pushing her with her mitts and using her shoulder to control the shocked Princess.
Laura throws an overhand right, aiming to catch Joey high on the temple — a potential fight-finisher — but Joey reads it. She ducks under cleanly and counters with a tight left shovel hook that lands flush just above Laura’s waistband, directly into the solar plexus.
The effect is immediate as the crushing blow stops Laura in her tracks.
Laura exhales hard and doubles over slightly, her mouthguard slipping from her lips and landing on the mat with a soft bounce. She grimaces trying her best to keep her balance but drops to one knee, both gloves on the canvas as she struggles to regain her breath. It’s not a clean knockout — it’s a perfectly placed punch that shuts down her diaphragm.
The referee steps in and starts the count.
“One… two… three…”
Laura’s corner is on its feet, slapping the canvas and yelling for her to rise. She’s breathing shallow and fast, her face tight with pain. But she nods at the ref and pushes herself upright slowly.
“Eight!”
She’s on her feet. Laura is somehow on her feet.
The referee gives her a close look — eyes steady, gloves raised, knees stable. After a brief check, the fight is allowed to continue.
Joey comes forward cautiously, sensing an opportunity to finish, but Laura adjusts her stance defensively. Joey throws a quick left jab, but Laura slips it, then catches Joey with a compact hook to the ribs. The sound is dull and heavy — a clean body shot.
Joey shifts back, and Laura presses.
She strings together a sharp one-two — the jab catching Joey high on the nose, the cross landing squarely on her lips. Joey’s head snaps slightly, but she stays upright. Laura follows with a short left hook to the body, then a looping right hand over the top that glances off Joey’s shoulder.
Joey fires back.
She lands a right cross that connects with Laura’s jaw, followed by a left hook that grazes the cheekbone. Laura counters instantly — a tight hook to the jaw that lands clean, turning Joey’s head. Neither woman is backing down now.
They find themselves at close range — inside each other’s reach — and the exchanges turn brutal.
Joey lands a stiff left-right combo to Laura’s face, then steps in with an uppercut that drives Laura’s head back. Laura responds with a quick straight right that snaps Joey’s nose. Blood sprays lightly from the contact. Joey’s eyes squint, and her breathing audibly changes.
Her footwork falters for a moment, and she throws a wild left that Laura ducks easily.
Laura stays compact, arms tucked in tight, legs slightly bent. Laura pivots to the left, ducks under a right then gets inside, and fires a clean right hook to Joey’s floating ribs. Joey winces visibly.
Laura follows up with an uppercut to the chin, then changes levels with a short, tight punch aimed just below Joey’s belly button. The shot lands with surgical precision and Laura holds it for an extra second.
Joey’s reaction is immediate and involuntary. Her knees buckle.
She folds forward, arms dropping, her breathing choked.
And then she sinks down, first to one knee, then both, hands barely catching her fall.
The referee’s count reaches “Nine…!” and Joey King forces herself upright. Her shoulders tremble, abdomen fluttering with shallow, rapid breaths, but her gloves come up and her eyes stay clear enough to convince the official. He wipes her gloves, steps aside, and signals them in.
Laura Marano advances immediately, wary but determined. Joey, sucking air through a bloody mouth-guard, waves her forward in a defiant come-on gesture that draws a roar from the crowd. Both corners shout conflicting commands—Laura’s urging a finish, Joey’s begging for movement—but inside the cage the fighters listen only to each other’s heartbeat.
They meet at mid-range, neither giving an inch. Laura probes with a jab that snaps Joey’s head back, then Joey answers with a right cross that grazes Laura’s cheek. The impact is enough to remind Laura not to get careless. She changes elevation, feints a hook upstairs, then digs a short right into Joey’s ribs. The thud echoes; Joey’s back foot skids half a step, but she immediately drills a compact left hook into the soft tissue under Laura’s right breast, drawing a sharp yelp.
For fifteen furious seconds they trade at pocket-knife distance—shoulders brushing, gloves blurring in tight arcs. Laura lands a quick four-punch combination: jab-cross, left uppercut to the sternum, short right to the jaw. Joey soaks it up and counters with a textbook shoulder roll, whipping a hook across Laura’s ribs that rattles the brunette’s frame. Both women’s torsos are blotched with purple bruises; each exhale is a growl.
Joey’s corner is frantic now. “Back off! Use the clock!” But pride overrides tactics. Joey plants her lead foot, doubles her jab, and steps in with a looping right intended for Laura’s temple. Laura sees the shoulder twitch and slips inside the arc, rolling under and to Joey’s left. In that half beat of exposure, she fires a tight uppercut straight into Joey’s right breast—tucked in deep into the tender underside,. It's sharp, clean and brutal. Joey’s face contorts; a strangled cry escapes as she staggers.
Laura presses the advantage, driving a left hook into the body just above the liver, then repeating it a shade lower. Joey grits her teeth and returns fire with an overhand right that clips the crown of Laura’s head, but Laura’s momentum carries her forward. She digs another right hook into Joey’s ribs, forcing a deeper bend at the waist.
The crowd senses a turning tide. Laura is punching first and last in every exchange, and Joey’s counters are a beat late. Laura keeps her elbows tucked, hips rotating efficiently, minimizing wasted motion. She works behind short combinations—two, sometimes three shots—before resetting her feet to avoid Joey’s return.
One minute remains. The timekeeper’s clap against the ring post echoes like a starter pistol.
Joey knows she can coast to a decision if she survives, but survival isn’t in her blood tonight. She hates Laura and everything she stands for. Joey plants her feet and invites the firefight. Gloves near her temples, she crowds
Laura and unloads: left hook to the jaw, right hook to the ribs, left uppercut that barely misses the tip of Laura’s chin. Laura answers with a textbook cross-hook-cross sequence, finishing with a rippling right hand that splits Joey’s lip anew.
Sweat and blood mist the air. Their foreheads nearly collide as they reset. The arena noise fades into a dull roar in Laura’s ears; her world narrows to a set of bruised ribs, a heaving chest, and the faint hitch in Joey’s breathing.
Laura dips to her right, torso coiled like a spring. Joey anticipates a body hook and starts to drop her elbow—but Laura fires a blistering straight left upstairs, checking Joey’s head in place. Pop. Joey’s eyes flash. In the same heartbeat, Laura torques her hips and unleashes a left hook aimed an inch above Joey’s waistline—the exact location of the liver.
Contact.
Everything in Joey’s frame seizes. Her torso locks, mouth gaping in silent agony. The crowd’s roar becomes one long gasp. Joey’s gloves droop, elbows floating nowhere. Laura sees the freeze and, almost on autopilot, pivots and snaps a compact right hook that lands flush on the side of Joey’s ear. The equilibrium shot finishes what the liver punch started.
Joey’s knees unhinge. Her body tilts forward, momentum gone, and she collapses face-first grabbing onto Laura as she falls forward. Laura instinctively wraps her arms around Joey but the dead weight is too heavy and Laura lets go letting Joey's limp body slide down her chest. Joey hits the canvas face first. The impact is heavy, final. Laura backs to a neutral corner, leaning against the ropes, chest pumping like a bellows while the referee begins the second count of the round.
“ONE… TWO…”
Joey’s fingers claw at the mat, trying to drag herself toward the nearest strand.
“THREE… FOUR…”
She reaches the lower rope, but her arms shake violently.
“FIVE…”
Joey plants a glove, starts to push—and the limb gives out. She slips, her full breasts pressing to the canvas once more mushrooming out nearly breaking free from her top.
“SIX… SEVEN…”
Laura watches, eyes wide, almost unwilling to believe.
“EIGHT… NINE…”
Joey’s corner has gone silent, realization settling in.
“TEN! JOEY IS OUT!”
The referee waves his arms. Knockout victory—Laura Marano. There are only twenty seconds left on the clock when the bout is officially halted.
Laura body gives out as she slumps to her knees in equal parts exhaustion and relief, gloves resting on her thighs. The arena erupts—half ecstatic, half stunned—while medical staff rush to Joey, who is now on her back, eyes blinking but consciousness intact. Laura’s corner floods the cage, lifting her to her feet, arms around her shoulders. A battered smile splits Laura’s blood-smeared face as the announcer’s voice booms overhead:
“Ladies and gentlemen, the winner by knockout, at two minutes, forty seconds of Round Six… LAAAUURA
MARAAANO!”
Post-Fight: After the War:
Laura Marano winced as her gloves were peeled away, each knuckle aching, her ribs sore with every breath. Sweat clung to her skin, her top soaked and stained with the aftermath of battle, and the bruising across her torso already beginning to darken. Her nose bled slowly, and one eye was starting to swell. But none of it mattered — not right now. She had done it. She not only beat Joey, she knocked her out.
She raised a trembling fist to the crowd, who erupted in response. Her corner team lifted her arms, yelling with pride, hugging her tightly despite her obvious pain. Laura smiled through the exhaustion, tears of relief forming in her eyes. She could barely stand straight, but she walked around the ring slowly, hand over her heart, thanking her fans.
She had been down. Beaten to the point of blacking out. But she never quit. Giving in was never part of the equation for Laura.
Across the cage, Joey King sat on her stool, head bowed, chest rising and falling as she tried to slow her breathing. Her body hurt everywhere — the liver shot still throbbed like an open wound, and her ear rang from the final hook that floored her. Her team knelt beside her, trying to console her, but she barely responded as she tried to focus with her one good eye. The pain wasn’t just physical.
She knew. She had the fight won. She could feel it in the rhythm, in the corner’s confidence between rounds. She was twenty seconds from victory. But she’d stood her ground and traded. Pride had taken the wheel — and now she was staring at the canvas, listening to the crowd cheer for Laura.
Eventually, she looked up. Across the cage, Laura caught her gaze and gave a solemn nod. A mutual respect. A silent acknowledgment of a fight that neither would forget.
Joey looked down again, shaking her head softly. It had been hers — and in her mind she let it slip.
Inside the Locker Room – Laura Marano Interview
The scene inside Laura Marano’s locker room was equal parts chaos and recovery. Trainers hovered around her, checking her ribs, wiping blood from her nose, and dabbing a swollen eye with an ice pack. Laura sat hunched forward on a bench, arms draped over her thighs, a towel over her shoulders, her chest still rising and falling from the war she'd just survived.
The door swung open. The interviewer stepped in—camera crew behind her—and didn’t waste any time.
Interviewer: “Laura, congratulations on the win. But let’s be honest—you were losing. Badly. Did you really think you were coming back? Because from the outside, it didn’t look good as Joey seemed to have your number tonight.”
Laura blinked, clearly still in pain, but leaned forward and met the question head-on.
Laura: “Did I think I was coming back? I knew I wasn’t done. That’s the difference. You don’t stop believing in yourself just because you’re down. You fight. You drag yourself up and you keep fighting.”
Interviewer: “But Joey was dominating. A lot of people had her ahead, way ahead and basically all she had to do was keep out of range and the fight was hers. Who won this fight in your eyes? Was it you—or Joey?”
Laura’s nostrils flared. The towel slipped off her shoulder.
Laura: “Well you know what? I won. You saw it. She was on the canvas. Face down. Not moving. I knocked her out. What more do you want?”
Interviewer: “Were you surprised you got her to brawl with you? All she had to do was stay clear and she would’ve walked out with the win.”
Laura (cutting in): “I didn’t sucker Joey into anything. This is a f^cking boxing match. You don’t run away, you stand and fight. That’s what we’re here to do and to be honest I give her credit. She could have been a puzzy and danced away and would have had to live with it but she put her gloves up and the better woman won.”
Interviewer: “But she had the fight. She had you beat…”
Laura (furious now): “Listen. It was a close fight and I won. I knocked that smug little grin off her lips. Knocked her the b!tch out. I won. Now drop it. She didn’t win. She got dropped and stayed down. That’s what happened.”
Interviewer: “Would you give her a rematch?”
Laura: “Hell yes. We’ve met in the ring twice. I’ll make it three in a row anytime she wants it.”
Interviewer: “You’re headed to the finals now. Are you physically ready for another six-round war?”
Laura stood slowly, wincing but proud. She peeled the ice pack from her eye and stared straight into the lens.
Laura: “I’ve been in worse shape than this and fought better fighters. I’ll be just fine. Trust me, I'll be fine!”
She took a breath, then added coldly:
Laura: “Now leave me alone… unless you’ve got any more stupid questions.”
And with that, she turned her back, her team moving in to finish the job of putting their champion back together.
Inside Joey King’s Locker Room – Post-Fight Interview
The mood in Joey King’s locker room was a sharp contrast to the victorious energy across the hall. Quiet, heavy, and raw. Joey sat hunched on a stool, a towel draped over her shoulders, head down, her face swollen and flushed with both effort and heartbreak. Her chest rose and fell slowly, each breath a reminder of what had just happened.
A cutwoman gently dabbed at her busted lip. Another trainer wrapped ice in a towel and pressed it to her ribs. Around her, teammates murmured words of comfort, but nothing could reach her right now. She wasn’t just in pain—she was consumed by it.
The interviewer entered slowly, the cameraman hesitant. Joey didn’t look up.
Interviewer: “Joey… tough loss tonight. You had the fight on points. You were ahead. Why did you stand toe-to-toe with Laura when you didn’t need to?”
Joey looked up slowly, her eyes red and glassy. She wasn’t crying, but she was damn close.
Joey: “Listen… I hate Laura. Everybody knows that. If I ran from her? If I coasted through the final minute? She’d be on social media before the sweat dried calling me a puzzy. And I’m not a puzzy.”
She spat into a bucket beside her, wincing as the pain in her ribs reminded her what standing her ground had cost.
Interviewer: “She went after your chest hard. That seemed to really set you off. Was that deliberate on her part?”
Joey gave a bitter, dry laugh.
Joey: “What do you think? Of course it was. Laura loves working the breasts. We all remember what she did to Olivia Rodrigo. That was one of the worst breast beatings in history. So yeah… I knew she was gonna go there. I just wasn’t ready for how bad it would hurt.”
Interviewer: “But did it break your composure?”
Joey’s eyes darkened, jaw tight.
Joey: “Of course it did. It pissed me off. That’s what she wanted. She wanted me angry. And I gave it to her.”
Interviewer: “Final sequence. Was it the liver shot or the hook to the belly that ended it?”
She leaned back slightly, letting the ice rest on her ribs as she thought about it. Her voice dropped, almost a whisper.
Joey: “Both of us were hurting—bad. But that last shot? It was borderline. Close to a low blow, but probably legal. She caught me wide open and buried it. I mean… it was like my body shut off. I wanted to get up. I really did. I tried. I gave it everything I had but I couldn’t get my legs under me. My hands wouldn’t grip the ropes. It was over.”
She paused. Her voice crackkeed just slightly.
Joey: “She won. Yeah. She won. I let it slip away. And I’ll live with that until the day we meet again.”
Interviewer: “If you meet again will you change your strategy and maybe keep from going toe to toe with on of the fiercest brawlers in the UCC?”
Joey: “Listen, I hate the b!tches guts but I know who she is and how she fights. She is tough as they come and everyone in the UCC knows that to beat Laura you have to knock her clean out. If you don't she's getting back up and coming straight at you. I thought I had her a couple of times, probably should have won especially in the fifth when the count slowed down but that's on me. I had her in trouble and let her off. Next time we meet this isn't happening and that isn't a threat, it's a promise.”
Joey pulled the towel over her face and slumped forward. Her trainer stepped between her and the camera.
Trainer: “That’s enough. Everybody OUT!”
The interviewer nodded quietly and stepped back. The door closed behind them as the room faded into silence, the only sound Joey’s quiet breathing beneath the towel, carrying the weight of a fight that was hers—until it wasn’t.
Written by the Badass Barbies
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